quick wtf moment.
so i mentioned that i went to visit some of my family up in Fresno this past weekend. see...i recently found my half brother 2 1/2 months ago (long story) who is 7 months younger and has never met any of our father's side of the family. so we went up so he could meet some of his people.
anyway...in catching up we found out our uncle Tony is now living in Texas with his wife whom he met in jail. yeah i know...makes no sense right? basically...they met in jail and after getting out one of them became a woman and they are now married living in Texas. (i know i know...i swear...we all have crazy family stories).
now...THAT'S not the wtf part of this story. the wtf part is how they decided who would be "the woman" in the relationship. do you know these muthafuckas flipped a coin?! THEY FLIPPED A FUCKING COIN!
how in THE HELL do you flip a coin to decide who's cutting his nuts off? WTF?! how high...crazy...retarded or in love do you have to be to put that on a coin flip? were they holding their nuts as the coin flipped in the air wondering if they'd be saying goodbye when it landed? the fuck is that about?
anyway...i'm not one who judges or even cares about the whole gay/lesbian issue because the way i see it it's not my concern or business. i don't agree with guys who are into women that weigh 4oolbs but again...not really my business. the issue i have is...how do you flip a coin to decide if you'll have your dick anymore? and...if you're gay and fell in love with a man in the first place then why should one of them become a woman? i thought you were into men now?
i swear...some shit will never make sense to me. i just had to share that because i just couldn't get over the whole "flip a coin" part of the story. i love my dick and thank God every day for endowing me with it and i have tried my whole life to use it to its full potential and i would NEVER ever flip a coin to have it chopped off regardless of what the fuck was going on.
if someone told me TODAY i had cancer of the penis and the whole thing had to go i'd go through chemo and try to ride it till the wheels fell off. lol.
so i mentioned that i went to visit some of my family up in Fresno this past weekend. see...i recently found my half brother 2 1/2 months ago (long story) who is 7 months younger and has never met any of our father's side of the family. so we went up so he could meet some of his people.
anyway...in catching up we found out our uncle Tony is now living in Texas with his wife whom he met in jail. yeah i know...makes no sense right? basically...they met in jail and after getting out one of them became a woman and they are now married living in Texas. (i know i know...i swear...we all have crazy family stories).
now...THAT'S not the wtf part of this story. the wtf part is how they decided who would be "the woman" in the relationship. do you know these muthafuckas flipped a coin?! THEY FLIPPED A FUCKING COIN!
how in THE HELL do you flip a coin to decide who's cutting his nuts off? WTF?! how high...crazy...retarded or in love do you have to be to put that on a coin flip? were they holding their nuts as the coin flipped in the air wondering if they'd be saying goodbye when it landed? the fuck is that about?
anyway...i'm not one who judges or even cares about the whole gay/lesbian issue because the way i see it it's not my concern or business. i don't agree with guys who are into women that weigh 4oolbs but again...not really my business. the issue i have is...how do you flip a coin to decide if you'll have your dick anymore? and...if you're gay and fell in love with a man in the first place then why should one of them become a woman? i thought you were into men now?
i swear...some shit will never make sense to me. i just had to share that because i just couldn't get over the whole "flip a coin" part of the story. i love my dick and thank God every day for endowing me with it and i have tried my whole life to use it to its full potential and i would NEVER ever flip a coin to have it chopped off regardless of what the fuck was going on.
if someone told me TODAY i had cancer of the penis and the whole thing had to go i'd go through chemo and try to ride it till the wheels fell off. lol.
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