a friend put me up on the site a while back and i checked it a few times but then i noticed a pattern. every day there'd be two updates on some entertainment news...some interesting...some funny some whatever...followed by 8 posts about who was busted and who wasn't...which got me to thinking...whoever is behind this site is in SERIOUS denial about being a hater.
for instance...today's update has a story on Young Buck releasing a diss track against 50 Cent after 50 put a phone conversation with Young Buck crying on the internet earlier this week...i know...priceless...and definitely falls into both the funny and the entertaining categories. but then they also posted stories on the following:
1. Usher's new baby (damn...Angelina Jolie gets millions from a magazine and the best Ursher can do is mediatakeout? talk about fucked up)
2. Teyana Taylor & Rihanna bumpin peaches (uh...first why do i care? second...is it really that shocking for a celebrity to be gay or a lesbian in 2008? seriously though)
3. 50 Cent changing his name to 99 Cent for Taco Bell ads (i know some don't like the term i'm about to use but it expresses my sentiments too perfectly to substitute something else so...nigga PLEASE)
4. Angie Stone saying Jill Scott and Macy Gray get movie roles over her because they're "light skinned" (ok Angie baby...first...Jill can actually act...second...Jill is a healthy girl but she's pretty...in the face...let the shit go...you're D'angelo's baby momma...you can sing but i think more people know you from Celebrity Fit Club than your "soul brother" single)
5. Robert from Day 26 being spotted with some honey in different clubs (again...it's 2008 and it's the music industry...who ISN'T fucking around? he tried to holla at D Woods on the show then said he didn't talk to his boo anymore and proposed to the same girl that used to make him look like a chump and expose his bitchassedness in the first season of the show...so what did you think he was doing?)
now all these can still fit nicely into the funny or interesting category. but the list of posts that are just dumb as hell are the posts about Ashanti wearing butt pads, or how bald headed Naomi Campbell is, or how ugly Alicia Keys' mom is, or how busted Joy Bryant's outfit is, or how Meagan Good had the wrong foundation on...seriously? you actually devoted some space on your site to what foundation a chick has on and if Naomi has a weave or not? FOR REAL?
now what do the women above have in common? they're all generally regarded as attractive women. which leads me to believe that at least half the staff there are a few busted bitter bitches sitting around looking for honeys to hate on. cause they don't call out wolf-looking chics like the girl that raps in Keyshia Cole's "shoulda let you go" video or New York and her goblin-lookin ass mother. they hate on Halle for not losing baby weight. seriously?
i'm willing to bet anyone a grand that none of the women behind mediatakeout weighs less than 250lbs with no change in their pockets and flip flops on.
with ALL that said...this is who i think is behind mediatakeout.com:
Sinceer from Flavor of Love 3 (the one with the Klingon forehead)...she was always hating on someone in the house that looked better than her.
Frangela from vh1's Best Week Ever (the two big girls that love talking about how busted celebrities are...i didn't even know these heffa's had a group name...wtf is that about?)
Angie Stone (since she's obviously officially registered her hater license)
a few of the ugly girls on myspace that swear they have haters when they're just wack and New York's mom Sister Patterson (whom i refuse to put a picture of out of fear that i might have nightmares).
i for one am over mediatakeout.com but i respect another's hustle so hate on ladies.
hate on with ya ugly asses.
1 comment:
LMFAO!!! I bet you are SO right. The only time I go to mediatakeout.com is when I'm bored as shit and need a good laugh. Unfortunately this is what the world has come to - bullshit like that working. SMH!!
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