it's go time...

it's about that time...


with Hillary stopping the state roll call asking for a nomination by acclamation a few minutes ago it's now official. Barack Obama has become the first Black nominee for a major political party.

this is the closest any minority has come to become president of the United States of America. it isn't over. it's just beginning. but it is finally time to get down to the final battle...his final test to get IN the Whitehouse is just starting. but Hillary definitely put the final touches on making it official with her powerful speech last night at the Democratic National Convention. she called out McCain and called her supporters who said they'd vote for McCain to get back at Obama out as well. she was very impressive and showed she could be a strong candidate in the future. but for now she is fully behind our current nominee and our true chance for change and a living legend. the next 3 months won't be easy at all and i never really thought i would see someone come this far in my lifetime. or at least not before i had grandchildren...maybe in my 60s but definitely not at 27.

do you realize what's happening right now? all those stories we read about MLK and Malcom X and Harriet Tubman and Rosa Parks...THIS IS THAT BIG if not bigger. A BLACK MAN IS THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE! do you have ANY idea how crazy this really is? just saying this 4 years ago would have gotten you laughed at. saying it just 40/50 years ago would have probably gotten you killed.

it's an exciting time to be alive. with all of the Black people out there working so hard to embarrass us as a people and make us look like a bunch of ignorant clowns (Plies, Shawty Lo, Flavor Flav, mediatakeout, and all the people on hotghettomess.com) it feels good to have a Black man to look up to and one that is doing what no one before him has been able to do.

oh yes...it is officially Obama Time.

"he says, she says" vol. II

"he says, she says..." where we pick a topic then give you the perspective from both sides of the sex spectrum.

today's topic: women want it just as much as men do


he says:

this topic is one of the oldest in the world but for some reason it's still one of the most talked about. i think that the facts are often pretty easy to agree on but there are other little factors that cause the debate to go on forever. things like double standars...if a man sleeps around he's a pimp but if a woman does she's a hoe. if a man is up front then he's confident and knows what he wants but if a woman is the same way she's easy and a slut for not being private. a lot of our issues in society come from old traditional roles and the naturally sexist nature of most religions (that's another topic). most societal rules and religious systems are built around suppressing women and keeping them reserved in the background and not really seen or heard in many ways. shit...that's why so many women in church's are freaks and a pastor's daughter can probably show you the greatest night of your life. but again...that's all another discussion for another time.


the issue here actually comes from how we talk about sex in general (and yes the picture above is an actual poster from the 50s). when it comes to sex...a man is "getting some" whereas a woman is "giving it up." shit...why is it for them to give up and for us to be so happy to get? i know most men are just happy to hit anything that will let them so that plays a part but those of us that can be selective are. shit a woman is lucky to "get some" from me. we're both benefiting in this situation so i'll be damned if i should feel lucky. women want the D just as much as we want to give it to them. you don't think so? ask all these cougars running around here trying to game up and fuck these young dudes. women don't hit their peak later...they just learn later in life that it's better to be up front about what you want than play all the games younger women still play when it comes to getting their needs met. most younger women who try this are usually not smart enough to do the same without becoming hoes in the process.

then you have all these products to increase female libido like they have no sex drive. women have one but it just runs on different types of fuel than a man's. a man can see an attractive woman and not know anything about her OR know her and not like her but will still be able to have sex with her and separate his feelings from his needs. women typically put more emotion into who they sleep with because they do feel like they're giving it away. some women act like they don't but they end up emotionally confused and fucked up later in life trying to act like men. we're not built the same.

a woman has desires and physical needs and will sometimes give in to those just to get satisfied or release that tension but they typically don't. they think just as many nasty sexual thoughts as men but are taught to keep those within. a lot of women aren't open about what they want for fear of being judged. and when a woman does she's looked at differently and judged even by fellow women who WISH they had the confidence to be that open and up front about what they want without caring who they offend or what insecure men think of her.


so yes...at the end of the day women want it just as much as men do. but because of how we are raised, how we are built emotionally and society's little unspoken rules they have to carry themselves differently. it's ok for us to be sex fiends and promiscuous without being judged because the worst thing people will of us is that "oh they're just men...that's how they're supposed to be."

i definitely feel my women out there and sympathize for you. but i guess that's another reason it's great to be a guy. we get to act like animals sometimes and not be judged for it. although i try to carry myself as a gentleman and am never crude i still can appreciate the fact that we have the freedom to be our primal selves and still be accepted.


she says:

Yes it’s true that oftentimes, women want it just as bad – if not worse than men.

Studies have proved that the older we get, the more horny we are. Conversations with

older women have proved that the older we get, the less tolerant we are of your bullshit, and the

easier it is for us to ‘fuck and get up’ so to speak.

As the world turns – so does the things that us women are able to voice. We used to be required to

be reserved and if we were sexually expressive we were better known as whores.

Today we have the power to tell someone we want them sexually without worrying about the consequences.

If we ask for it, and it’s given correctly we may even act a damn fool. Look at Vivica Fox hopping over brick

walls, stalking people all because she got some good penis. Damn 50.

Look at what happened once Ray J and Kim Kardashian released that sex tape. He had women like Whitney

Houston calling for that ‘d’. And Tyra Banks throwing that old wolf pussy at him.

We no longer have to be reserved and wait for him to make the first pass, hoping that will lead to the last pass.

And we are much better at asking you to bang it out and then telling you to get the hell out. We no longer are

interested in the aftermath cuddling. And now that the roles have reversed you will find men wanting what we

used to want. Affection. When we act affectionless, men can’t comprehend it so in return they crave affection, and

also act affectionate in needs of it being reciprocated.

Nowadays good ‘d’ is like a winning lottery ticket – everyone wants it. And don’t let us find out YOU have it - ask Mariah Carey… we will hunt you dowwwwwn….

Next we’ll be making babies then dropping them off on baby daddies porch only to be summons with a child support order months later.

How times have changed.

wtf?! vol. VII

what in the HELL is wrong with K-Ci & Jo Jo? man...does anyone remember when Jodeci was the shit? i mean even DruHill was just a Jodeci carbon copy. but i swear...drugs...drinking and just issues in general ruined Jodeci. K-Ci & JoJo actually held it down the longest after Devonte was cracked out on that shit.

but now...man...it's all bad. just watch the video below. i won't say too much and cause the video pretty much speaks for itself. i don't know whether to laugh or cry. but just watch and if you can't see what i mean then trust me you will know by the half way mark that these cats are on that shit. off that "ooh-wee!" i guess cocaine really is a helluva drug.

peace.

5 categories men put women into...

there's this old email/blog that people send around about the 4 categories of women. what role they play so to speak...including wifey, baby girl, side piece and jump off. this helps by trying to narrow down what role a woman plays in a man's life.

but what it doesn't list is how men look at women. for the majority...there are 5 categories men put women into. so i thought it might be helpful if not interesting to lay those out for people. some men may not even realize the difference which is why you have dudes wifing up one-night-stand material.

NOTE: BEFORE READING FORWARD...YOU WILL NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT NO...NOT ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS OR PRINCESSES AND NO NOT ALL WOMEN ARE RELATIONSHIP WORTHY OR GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL. THERE ARE SOME WOMEN (AND MEN) WHO ARE JUST NOT SUITED FOR THOSE ROLES. IT'S REALITY. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.

moving on...here are my 5 categories men put women into with brief explanations as well as some examples of women i think fit each category. enjoy.

1. Wifeable

wifeable is the one. the most rare and priceless of women. this is a woman who is not only girlfriend material but long-term relationship/settle down and raise children with material. she has her own opinions, goals, aspirations etc and supports her man in his. she is attractive inside and out. a woman you can take around your family, friends or anywhere you go. she is a great friend as well as a lover and a partner. she doesn't play games...isn't immature and gives herself completely to a man that does the same. the issue with wifeable is that if you don't realize what you have you could lose it only to regret it forever once you realize what you lost. she's "the one" in so many words. a "keeper." the problem is when men meet her too early or before they're ready to settle down she can end up being "the one that got away."




2. Walkable

walkable is the honey you love dating and hanging out with. she meets friends and is someone you have no problem taking out. she doesn't always meet moms or family but that's only because she may not be long-term. something tells you she's good right now but you don't see a "forever" with her. that's the basic difference between her and wifeable. she's hot. sexually compatible. cool to be around. that bomb ass girlfriend but something tells you that she's eventually going to be your "next ex." this is the woman we date in college or after that eventually ends up as an ex girlfriend. sometimes a man will think about her sexually from time to time but there's never a desire to try the relationship again once it's over. This is the girl you will call from time to time after cause you miss her and she made you feel you good.




3. Flossable

this female is typically flyer and physically more attractive than walkable and wifeable. the difference is this honey is high maintenance...not always that bright and often gets on your fucking nerves. the issue is...SHE'S BAD AS SHIT. this is the hot chick. she's beautiful...fly girl style...BANGIN body but can be annoying as hell, dumb as a bag of bricks. but...because she's hot most men will put up with her shit just to be seen with her. she's not long term (unless you're an athlete and don't mind wifing her while you fuck other women on the side) and eventually you just tire of her after her looks and sex game are no longer enough to help overlook her fonky attitude and wack ass personality.



4. Fuckable

fuckable is often incredible in bed. often very giving and like a pornstar behind closed doors. she typically has an incredible body or some amazing physical trait you can't get out your mind. the problem is she's either ugly or doesn't know how to act in public. because of that she's fuckable...but not walkable and DEFINITELY not wifeable. this is the girl you call to come through late at night and kick it alone and you both know what's going down. you'd never go out on a date or take her out as "your girl" because you don't want anyone (including her) getting that impression. some call this the "booty call" or "jump off." she's the girl with the big ass that you call to come through at 1130 at night and get out early the next morning. she can actually be around longer than most girlfriends because she's often dependable and someone to fall back on. she's also typically the best you ever had or will have sexually because she's uninhibited and puts it DOWN so some men will hide her while paying her bills. this is also typically the woman who men cheat on their wives or girlfriends with because she'll do things they won't or she'll do them better w/out acting like a 12 year old child about it (NOTE: saying "ugh that's nasty i'm not doing that" to your man is the quickest way to get him to find miss fuckable).

now...there are cases where a woman is not ugly and her face is as attractive as her body but she still falls into this category for one or more reasons...such as her reputation for being a hoe or everyone having hit it. so fuckable can also be the woman that every man WANTS to fuck even though not all men will ADMIT IT because she smashed SEVERAL of the homies...so you front in public like "she's a hoe, everyone hit that, i'm not fuckin w/her" but when no one's looking you know you're gonna call her to come through.




5. Despicable

not sure i really need to explain this one. despicable is probably too harsh of a word. but it more refers to the physical attraction factor...there is none. this can be the homegirl who is STRICTLY platonic and not attractive to you in any way. or...this can be the girl you find unattractive and can't stand. it's basically every woman who doesn't fall into one of the above categories.



well...hopefully this helps the guys as well as the women. if you have any questions about which category you're in think about your current situation or your last 3 situations and you should be able to see which girl you are if you're honest with yourself. again...not all women are wifeable or even walkable. so if you and your 4 friends read this and all think you fall into one of the first two categories then someone in denial.

peace.

"he says, she says..." vol. I

first installment of "he says, she says..." where we pick a topic then give you the perspective from both sides of the sex spectrum.

today's topic: women are gold diggers because men are tricks


he says:

first off...it IS tricking whether you have it or not. having money doesn't change the rules of the game. shit...the biggest tricks in the world are the ones with money cause they can afford to be bigger tricks than most.

with that established...the idea that women are gold diggers because men are tricks is a good example of a hand in hand relationship. for instance...if it rains then the ground gets wet. if you keep eating everything in sight you'll be fat eventually. these are all examples of things that go hand in hand meaning one typically comes with the other and that you can't have one without the other. it's like the chicken & the egg...no one knows which came first but you can't have one without the other.

gold diggers CREATE tricks and tricking in turn CREATES gold diggers.

men...when all you talk about and focus on is your watch...what kind of car you drive and brag about how much you make then a women gets the idea that's all you have to offer. think about every other rap song right now...4 out of 5 songs are talking about who's ballin and how much money the rapper has (which is typically a lie anyway but that's another subject) and what they can buy for woman. with that said how the hell can men be surprised all women want is money when that's ALL YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE TO OFFER?! fucking retards. if all you do is brag about your bank account why would she give a shit about anything else? how many rappers talk about how women didn't want them when they were broke now they're getting ass left and right? that doesn't sound like a pimp...that sounds like a trick to me.

women...when all you do is talk to the guy with the nice car and nice watch or the one taking you to benihana's and the cheesecake factory then yes you typically end up with a materialistic shallow situation wondering why the fuck the man you're with is useless past his money. hint: those of us that don't have to trick to get a woman's attention DON'T. men trick because most of them have no game, conversation or personality worth offering. most women are gold diggers because they're tired of dealing with typical male bullshit from broke dudes. they figure...if all men are dogs and assholes i might as well have one that's paid.

for this cycle to stop happening (lol good luck with that) men need to show they have something else to offer and women have to stop paying attention to the car and pay attention to the muthafucka driving it cause you're dating him not his car. and fyi if you sleep with a man with money you still go home broke baby. either way i guess it's all fair in love and war. everyone is trying to get ahead and no one wants to play the fool. the problem is most people out there are playing the fool anyway. dating is getting worse and worse and the quality of people out there is depressing sometimes.

to the men with some actual personality and sense that don't have to spend every dime they have to get a woman to spend 10 minutes with them...and to the women out there that appreciate being treated well but don't NEED to be supported and spoiled big ups and keep doing your thing.

to the men going broke trying to impress these hoes then getting mad when they only see your money and to the women that don't bring shit but an empty purse and an appetite...you all deserve one another. all i ask is that you all stick to one another and not waste the time of the people that are actually trying to keep their lives bullshit free and be about something.

-VSperiod


she says:

For decades both men and women have been going back and forth about the everlasting topic of Gold Diggers and Tricks.

Some may argue that men “trick” because women “dig” – others argue that women “dig” because men “trick.”

Whatever the cause, it is undeniable that both feed off of each other. If there were no money to be begged for, there’d be

no women “begging” and vice versa. It is safe to say that they have created their very own food chain in which both

need each other to survive. This behavior can be compared to many of things i.e. teasing a child with candy & toys wherein the

child is the woman and the toy is the money, car, jewels and gifts.

If you go back in time it was economic for women to stay home and run the house, while the man went out and made the

money. Although this was because women were expected to stay home to raise, and sometime home school the children,

money making was always expected of the man – which was normally the head of the household.

As time went on women gained rights – including the right to say HELL NO I’m not sittin’ in the house takin’ care of these

nappy-headed kids while you sit at the titty bar and trick off this week’s earnings – thus women began either working or

GOLD DIGGEN!!

Now here in 2008 – “gold digger” might as well be an occupation because millions of women throughout the U.S. and

beyond are making hell of an income from such. Women are even demanding pay per child in their prenuptial agreements.

While men continue to complain about money-hungry scavengers – at the same time they continue to purchase $100k cars,

Rolexes, and STILL use “I can take care of you, baby” as pick up lines. Can you blame those women that get with you

for a little bit of cash??

The only question at hand is which is it that rules the world? Money or Pussy?

Angie Jones aka iCeBoX

jesse "the hater" jackson...

you try running for president as a black man and no one buys it. then you kind of lose credibility by (among other things) being a dead beat father and a male hoe. no one really pays attention to you anymore because you react and make a big thing out of EVERYTHING and you often try to act like you're standing up for your people as a whole when you're really just trying to get some attention and stay relevant. kind of like Al Sharpton without the perm.

Jesse Jackson tries to stand up for our people but how can you stand for a group of people when you can't even be an upstanding person and a good man yourself?

so what do you do when someone of color (like say Barack Obama) actually has a chance to become the first black president? you hate on him naturally. i mean...it makes sense...no one hates on black people more than each other so why should politics be any different right? right.

for those who haven't heard: Jesse Jackson said Obama was talking down to black people for telling our black men to be fathers and raise their children and to parents in general to set an example for the younger children of today (which anyone with any fucking sense knows is the truth and something a lot of people need to hear cause a lot of kids are a hot ass mess due to being raised or abandoned by hot ass mess parents) and that he wanted to cut Obama's nuts off. hmmm...sounds like a hater...looks like a hater...ladies and gentlemen i think we have a hater in our midst.

so here's to Jesse "the Hater" Jackson. a washed up dead beat father who can't stand to see a man of color actually make a change and have a chance to do what he and people like Sharpton couldn't...get us all to pay serious attention.

here's a collection of cartoons from around the presses about Hater Jackson. enjoy. shit...if he keeps this up they should let him work with the rest of those bitter hatin ass busted bitches that work for mediatakeout.com.

all comics are from Daryl Cagle's professional cartoonist index.

Robert Child Molester Kelly...

i know i'm a little late but honestly i didn't want to talk about it because he disgusts me and i kind of knew he'd get off. so my issue wasn't that he got off(although i was surprised with the lame ass reason they let him off which was even worse of an excuse than OJ...and yes...OJ also did it and should also be in jail...i don't give a fuck what ethnicity they are) but more at how happy some people were and how man women continue to support him. to anyone that thinks i'm just hating...you're beyond my help and too blind to see what's going on and thing child molesters and pedophiles are just misunderstood huh? well...i won't try to change your mind. but to those with some kind of common sense...

put simply...R. Kelly should be in prison

let's go ahead and get the bullshit out the way. R Kelly is a molester (not a rapist cause the little girls in the video were fast and pretty much already hoes...which is not unheard of since we all know hoes we went to school with when we were 15) a pervert and a pedophile.

the fucked up ironic part is that the one's supporting him (aside from other pedophile molester ass men) are women. most dudes stopped fucking with R Kelly like that a while ago (and any dude still using his music to game girl up or set the mood are WAY out of touch and are probably fishing for rats anyway). his music has turned into audio coonery about braids and peach cobbler but women still love and support this nigga. this muthafucka even named himself the Pied Piper and started running around with a cloth mask on with his grown ass!! now...many of you may know the children's tale about a Pied Piper. but some may not know that the children's story was made up because there was a person they called the Pied Piper who used to lure children with toys and music and kidnap them to rape them and kill them. now...you think it's a coincidence this child molester ass Robert chose that as a nick name?

anyone with a little sister or a daughter should not only not support the decision (i don't give a fuck what anyone says...moles can be removed...he fucked and pissed on those little girls) of him not going to jail they should stop going to his shows and let him know that shit is not ok. he's no different than the 32 year old niggas that hang out around high schools trying to game up some little 15 year old (who is dumb and naive as hell and thinks an older man actually means something when grown man who fucks with 15 year olds ain't about shit either) because a grown ass woman is too smart to fall for their lame ass games.

however...pedophilia in the black community is nothing new. it has been widely done and widely ignored because there are so many older black men who try to approach and sleep with little teenage high school and jr high school girls. people have not only done it and let it slide...many artists have even talked about it proudly with no shame in their songs. don't believe me? check these quotables out:

DeVoe in Do Me, Baby by Bel Biv DeVoe - "backstage ,underage, adolescence, how ya doin? fine she replied, high side i like to do the wild thing"

Snoop Dogg in Only In California by Mack 10 - "i'm hangin at the high school gettin at them young bitches."

LL Cool J in Big Ol Butt - "she's only 16...but yo she's a freak."

not to mention every woman knows a nasty older man that tried to get at them when they were little whether it be a nasty friend of the family, some random old man at the store or an overly friendly pastor or member of their church.

black women wonder why they don't get respect in today's society? try not supporting every single artist that degrades you like Plies and molestor ass singers like R Kelly (cause it's not the dudes buying those albums or going to their shows). either way...this fruitcake ass dude needs to be in prison.

you need your ass whooped...

so i'm sure you're going to say i'm trippin today or on one but yes...this is another post about stupid people.

i believe some stupid people should have their ass whooped. period. may sound close minded but some people do. i know you're not supposed to whoop anyone ass but your own children but some grown ass stupid people need their ass whooped more than a child does.

now...we're not talking about mentally challenged people who genuinely have a mental disability. no...we're talking about the people who have no mental disability at all and are just dumb as shit and stupid as all hell...them.

for example...any woman who believes that a pill that makes you have one period a year is a good idea because you won't get pregnant you need your ass whooped and when you end up with a blood clot or with your cooter permanently out of commission you have no one to blame but yourself. how about closing your legs or being a bit more selective or at least using protection as an idea?

any grown ass man with kids who thinks pulling up to the albertson's parking lot yelling "cds dvds...dvds cds" is a good career move and a good way to provide for your kids (and before you think i'm crazy i know someone who had a baby's father that does this) you need your ass beat. you deserve to have your kids taken and be arrested for selling bootleg versions of soul plane 2.

if you can't pay your rent because you spent $60 on a fucked up weave and another $40 on a tacky hooker outfit and tickets to go see Kat Williams at Universal Studios (again...another real life example) you need your ass whooped.

if you live in an apartment off normandie and mlk with your baby momma, mother, sister, grandmother and uncle who just got out but you have a brand new escalade outside on 20's you need your ass whooped.

if your girl or man was with someone else when they met you and left that person for you THEN later cheated on you then you have NO RIGHT to be upset. they were like this when they met your dumb ass. you need your ass whooped for thinking you were any different than the person they cheated on WITH you. idiot.

if you met your girl/man in the club and now that you're together you're upset because they're BACK in the club shakin their ass and getting drinks for/from someone else and they don't know how to stay at home or go somewhere besides the club every week you have no business being surprised or upset. you need your ass whooped for thinking YOU were going to come along and change what this raggedy ass person has been doing their whole fucking life before during and after they met your dumb ass.

women...if you got with a man because he had a nice car with rims and 3 chains and because his watch was shining and he was poppin cris when you met him only for you to realize later on that he wasn't about shit and wasn't good father or boyfriend material and now you wonder why he's not a good father to your child together then you need your ass whooped boo. i feel no sympathy for your dumb ass in picking a man based on his car and his jewels. riding in his car and giving up the draws doesn't make you have money. you're still broke and you still eventually have to go home baby.

if you think you're deep and know what's going on in the world but you've never picked up a book after high school or read the newspaper or watched the news and you check mediatakeout.com more than you do msnbc.com or cnn or the only things you read are KING magazine and VIBE magazine you need your ass whooped. you know nothing and your opinion is worth less than that.

if you let a man pay your rent, feed your child (that's not his) and take you out then he flips out when you don't give up some love or he finds out you're fucking another dude on the side you probably did need your ass whooped. now...though it's never right for a man to hit a woman certain people need their ass whooped. men and women. you're not SUPPOSED to whoop a grown person's ass but i can see why the desire to do so could happen. if you think the man is wrong then get a job...feed your own goddamn kids and pay your own goddamn rent and stop depending on someone else for everything in your lazy fucking life.

if you've been on maury and were happy you found your baby's daddy on the fourth try or you were the guy and you danced around like a clown after finding out you weren't you both need your ass whooped for ruining an innocent childs life.

if you have a child and you don't know what they're studying in school or who their teachers are or even who their friends are you need your ass whooped.

if your rims cost more than the car you put them on you need your ass whooped.

if you spent more on your grill and your wardrobe than you did on investing in anything worthwhile you need your ass whooped.

if you spend more time in the club, standing around in a parking lot, at a strip club or going to bars than you do doing anything to better your life you need your ass whooped and i pray you don't have kids.

if you read this entire blog and have no idea what i'm talking about or don't have a clue why some of these things are a problem...well there's no point in whoopin your ass cause it would be a waste of time at this point.

peace.

do you have a license for that child?

something has been on my mind lately. the things we do and don't have to have a license for in life.

people have to have a license to own a gun. a license to practice medicine or even be a professional masseuse. you need a license to drive a car and a different license to ride a motorcycle, fly a plane or drive a big rig or bus. so there are several kinds of driver's licenses you can get. you need a license to marry people. to be a lawyer or a detective (even though all women think they're professionals at both). you need a license to sell alcohol. a license to sell adult magazines. restaurants need a license to serve food and operate their business. mechanics have to be licensed (unless it's your uncle Ray's shop off 54th and Crenshaw) to work at most big companies. you need a license for almost everything in life.

but...one of the things you DON'T need a license for is having kids. people should have to get a license to have a child. i know this may sound crazy or on some V for Vendetta big brother government type stuff but for the better of our community we should have to have a license to have kids.

you should have to at least pass a test before you can had a kid. stupid people should not be able to breed or raise children. because all they do is bring more dumb fucks into the world. think about some of the people you know that are too stupid or retarded to raise a child (sad part is i bet some of them have kids).

think about the 5 dumbest most ignorant muthafuckas you know (i use the word muthafuckas because it fits)...i bet you 3 of them have kids. right? do we REALLY need another one of them running around? really? name one thing they have contributed to society or life in general.

now ugly people i don't care about. although it would be nice to stop them from having kids some of the best parents i know happen to be ugly people with ugly little babies (although sometimes the kid gets lucky like Alicia Keys or Keyshia Cole and isn't as ugly as their ugly ass mommas). so...i don't think we should take the rights of ugly people to breed away. BUT...i do feel stupid people should have their right to breed taken away. if the license thing doesn't work and they just start having kids underground or illegally so to speak then maybe we look at neutering them or spading them. i know i know it sounds harsh but think about it...if stupid people weren't allowed to have and raise little stupid ignorant people we wouldn't have a lot of the dumb asses we have now.

think about it...no George W Bush, no Bobby Brown, no OJ Simpson, no Michael Jackson (yes he did a lot for music but he's also done a lot to embarass black people and humans in general so i think it's a fair trade off...plus we have Omarion, Neyo, Usher and Chris Brown just copying and redoing everything he did anyway), no Ms South Dakota (the dumb girl who said all the people in the americas didn't read because there are no maps in the world), no Brittney Spears or Kevin Federline, no Flavor Flav, no Plies, no Lil Boosie, no Khia, none of those dumb annoying bitches on the Hills and the list goes on and on forever. wouldn't the world be a better place?

we're overpopulated and our resources are overused and there are a lot of benefits we'd get by eliminating stupid people from breeding and making more little dumb fucks such as:

1. less traffic (anyone in LA or NY can appreciate this one)

2. no more getting frustrated about that stupid muthafucka at work that gets on your nerves

4. you could go see a black movie without worrying about someone starting a fight and fucking up the movie you just paid $17.50 to watch

5. less paying tax money for retarded ass law suits (someone burning themselves and suing a company because they're coffee was actually hot or suing because mcdonalds food made them fat...wtf?!)

6. no more flavor's of love, rocks of love, tila tequila hookers of love and no New York or her momma EVER!

7. no more being embarrassed every time they interview a black professional athlete or rapper on television because they can't talk intelligently about anything

8. no more clueless uneducated ignorant rednecks voting for the anti-christ because they're equally retarded mother or neighbor told them Obama was a muslim who hates america and was born in africa and raised by al-qaida

9. no more people believing our government didn't allow 0-11 to happen so they could pass any law they wanted while american's were all scared to go to the mall cause someone was going to fly a plane into a mall in kentucky (fyi no one is going to blow up anything outside of new york...there are no terrorist plotting on lake elsinore or temecula or little rock arkansas).

10. no more of that fucking soulja boy song and no more dumb shit on the radio.

sounds like a nice place to live doesn't it? so i ask all of you...write your congressman, write the president, tell your momma,

NO MORE STUPID PEOPLE HAVING KIDS. NO MORE DUMB PEOPLE BREEDING MORE DUMB PEOPLE! NEUTER EM! SPADE EM! SHIP EM TO IRAQ AND BRING THE TROOPS HOME! do it for your country. do it for a better world. do it for the kids.

creative...

ok...first let me just say that mediatakeout.com is nonsense and only good for killing a few minutes when you have ABSOLUTELY nothing else to do. (you can check earlier posts for my thoughts on the site).

however...every now and then they give you a few "wtf is that" moments with the crazy shit people send in. the pictures below are a good example. (here's the link to the original story if the pictures don't show up...that's what i get for linking to a bootleg ass website)























ok...so the girl is ugly as hell and yeah it may be a bit tacky but i like the creativity and where her head is at.

depending on her career choice this could be a calling card. the magnificent clapping butterfly lol. i will admit i just want to see her flap the wings one time. i mean...if you're going to get a tattoo like this you better know how to make it clap.

very tacky...but on a cuter girl i might have to see if i could talk her into making the wings flap for me. not to mention...my favorite position would give me a great view of the artwork and also entertain me while adding to the experience. i salute this girl...not for being tacky by having the ass all out at the club or for wearing those pants with no draws...and no not for looking like she stinks...but for her effort and creativity to add something new to the ass shaking culture that is overrun in music right now. for having a good idea in theory that might be hot on a cuter...less trick-ish girl. lol.

if she looked cuter in the face...any guy that says he wouldn't hit it at least once just to see for himself what it's like to hit a butterfly from the back is a liar. shit...8 out of 10 guys would still hit even with the way she does look. as Deion Sanders put it..."the ugly ones are usually the ones with the booty." (shout out to those who watch the Deion & Pilar show...for those who don't you have no idea what you're missing).

peace.

the difference between soul food and slave food...

a new study released recently had a headline that stated "rates of circulatory woes in blacks still a puzzle."

some other sites linked to the article with the headline saying the "medical study says blacks still more likely to have problems with blood circulation and heart issues" and problems with their arteries etc etc.

now...i don't know what you believe or what you've heard but it's probably the same shit i've grown up hearing from older black people (and a few younger ones). but let me just clear the air with some truth...

NO...black people are not more susceptible to heart disease or clogged arteries or circulatory issues. there is nothing in black people that makes us more likely to get these issues. the ONLY reason blacks are more likely to actually HAVE these problems is because of the shit we eat...period.

a lot of the "traditional" foods we eat are horrible for us and are things i don't think anyone was ever supposed to eat. there's a difference between soul food and slave food.


SOUL FOOD: traditional foods such as collard greens, fried chicken, black eyed peas and red beans & rice.

SLAVE FOOD: things slaves ate because they had no other choice or options such as pigs feet, chitterlings (chitlins), hog mogs (what the fuck is a hog mog?! does this shit even SOUND like something we should be eating? seriously)

see...both groups have been passed down generation to generation. and so to has heart disease, high blood pressure and clogged arteries. not because black people have weaknesses to these diseases but because we eat so much of the shit that CAUSES these things. it's like smoking...lets say that only chinese people smoked more than any other culture. would there be reports that say "chinese people still more likely to have cancer and lung disease...reasons behind the trend are still a puzzle."

no there wouldn't because people could connect the dots...cigarettes = lung cancer. but for some reason we've run around clueless and retarded like it's not that obvious with us. cooking everything you eat with fat back and salt pork and lard = high blood pressure and clogged arteries and diabetes. shit if anything the latter is an easier correlation to prove than the connection between smoking and lung disease.

so...please...as a people...can we stop with all this nonsense about black people being genetically prone to have these issues and start taking care of ourselves. eat better. be smarter. just because something was done in the past doesn't mean it's a good tradition. they hung us in the streets in the past. people thought the earth was flat in the past. women voting and black people reading were both unheard of in the past. just because someone used to believe or do something doesn't mean it was a good idea. a lot of the things some of us eat today our ancestors only ate because they had no choice. i honestly don't think anyone is supposed to eat some of the stuff we eat.

learn the difference between soul food and slave food and take care of yourself and stop believing and spreading this nonsense about "black people's health issues a mystery and a puzzle" because it's not.

mediatakeout.com...my thoughts...

i'm sure everyone knows what mediatakeout.com is so i won't go too far into it. it's basically a website that posts any and every piece of gossip nonsense and bullshit they can get their hands on with 1.3% legitimate entertainment news MAX.

a friend put me up on the site a while back and i checked it a few times but then i noticed a pattern. every day there'd be two updates on some entertainment news...some interesting...some funny some whatever...followed by 8 posts about who was busted and who wasn't...which got me to thinking...whoever is behind this site is in SERIOUS denial about being a hater.

for instance...today's update has a story on Young Buck releasing a diss track against 50 Cent after 50 put a phone conversation with Young Buck crying on the internet earlier this week...i know...priceless...and definitely falls into both the funny and the entertaining categories. but then they also posted stories on the following:

1. Usher's new baby (damn...Angelina Jolie gets millions from a magazine and the best Ursher can do is mediatakeout? talk about fucked up)

2. Teyana Taylor & Rihanna bumpin peaches (uh...first why do i care? second...is it really that shocking for a celebrity to be gay or a lesbian in 2008? seriously though)

3. 50 Cent changing his name to 99 Cent for Taco Bell ads (i know some don't like the term i'm about to use but it expresses my sentiments too perfectly to substitute something else so...nigga PLEASE)

4. Angie Stone saying Jill Scott and Macy Gray get movie roles over her because they're "light skinned" (ok Angie baby...first...Jill can actually act...second...Jill is a healthy girl but she's pretty...in the face...let the shit go...you're D'angelo's baby momma...you can sing but i think more people know you from Celebrity Fit Club than your "soul brother" single)

5. Robert from Day 26 being spotted with some honey in different clubs (again...it's 2008 and it's the music industry...who ISN'T fucking around? he tried to holla at D Woods on the show then said he didn't talk to his boo anymore and proposed to the same girl that used to make him look like a chump and expose his bitchassedness in the first season of the show...so what did you think he was doing?)

now all these can still fit nicely into the funny or interesting category. but the list of posts that are just dumb as hell are the posts about Ashanti wearing butt pads, or how bald headed Naomi Campbell is, or how ugly Alicia Keys' mom is, or how busted Joy Bryant's outfit is, or how Meagan Good had the wrong foundation on...seriously? you actually devoted some space on your site to what foundation a chick has on and if Naomi has a weave or not? FOR REAL?

now what do the women above have in common? they're all generally regarded as attractive women. which leads me to believe that at least half the staff there are a few busted bitter bitches sitting around looking for honeys to hate on. cause they don't call out wolf-looking chics like the girl that raps in Keyshia Cole's "shoulda let you go" video or New York and her goblin-lookin ass mother. they hate on Halle for not losing baby weight. seriously?

i'm willing to bet anyone a grand that none of the women behind mediatakeout weighs less than 250lbs with no change in their pockets and flip flops on.

with ALL that said...this is who i think is behind mediatakeout.com:

Sinceer from Flavor of Love 3 (the one with the Klingon forehead)...she was always hating on someone in the house that looked better than her.


Frangela from vh1's Best Week Ever (the two big girls that love talking about how busted celebrities are...i didn't even know these heffa's had a group name...wtf is that about?)

Angie Stone (since she's obviously officially registered her hater license)


a few of the ugly girls on myspace that swear they have haters when they're just wack and New York's mom Sister Patterson (whom i refuse to put a picture of out of fear that i might have nightmares).

i for one am over mediatakeout.com but i respect another's hustle so hate on ladies.

hate on with ya ugly asses.

is this it?

sigh...

well...now seems like a good a time as any to introduce you to a new word you may see from time to time on this blog. i already introduced you to the term "snake-butt" in my wtf?! vol II post but i want to take this time to introduce you all to a new term i use from time to time.

coonery (coo-nuh-ree) Slang. anything that one or more persons of color or African descent do that embarrasses ALL people of color or African descent.

make sense? maybe you need a few examples...















i thought about putting captions or comments on each picture but i don't really think it's necessary at this point. most of this shit speaks for itself.

these are all good examples of coonery. things we as black people do to embarrass ourselves. it's not cute, it's sad that's it's funny but it is at times because at some point all you can do is laugh and shake your head.

i know we've come a long way. we have a black president hopeful right now. we have several black professional sports team owners and co-owners. the numbers of black college graduates has gone up over previous years (in the last 3). so we're doing better than you'd think by watching tv or searching the net. the problem is there are still a lot of us out there that don't even realize they're walking embarrassments. making us all look bad.

people not raising their kids. people on Maury dancing about the fact that this hoe's child isn't his but no one realizes these are the people raising these kids. like the people on myspace who have their kids in fitted caps and a diaper throwin up gang signs or the middle finger. that shit is played.

it's not cute anymore. misspelling words on purpose isn't cute anymore. being ignorant or having no sense isn't cute anymore. the fact that your 2 year old can p pop on a handstand but can't count to 10 isn't cute anymore. it's a god damn shame. cause seriously...what are you or your child contributing to society?

now i know there are white people out there hoeing and embarrassing themselves as well but i'm not white. i'm black mexican and chinese so right now i'm talking to MY people. i'm addressing US. just cause someone else doesn't have their shit together doesn't mean it's ok for you not to.

it may seem harsh but look at some of the shit we do. this isn't white people holding us back or society oppressing us. this is US holding us back. yeah i know all the ramifications of slavery and disenfranchised family structures and the lower education standards in the ghettos of America but people...that doesn't mean you can't stand up and educate yourself and/or your children and make yourself a strong example of what a proud race is supposed to look like.

we complain that we have nothing but if we put half the effort into our mental wealth as we do our rims, chains, clothes and shoes we might start to have something. go through a nice neighborhood in your city. you'll see beautiful homes with toyota camry's, nissan maxima's, corrolla's, maybe a bmw in the drive way. now go through the hood and watch how many cadillac escalades you see on rims in front of a raggedy ass apartment where the driver lives with his momma, baby momma (cause they're not together and can't stand each other but they're still fuckin), his two kids and their sick grandfather.

put some money into property. a business besides a bootleg ass record label with one artist that is fucking garbage. stop having 5 kids by 4 different people when you can barely pay your bills. i know we went through a lot and we still go through a lot on a daily basis but at what point will we as a people stop making excuses why we are where we are and start manning up and DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT? when?

is this what all those slaves died and fought for? is this what Malcom X fought for? is this what Martin Luther King, Jr got his ass kicked for and died for? is this what Nelson Mandela lived for? is this the race of people Harriet Tubman traveled all that way over and over again to save? is this what Sally Hemmings was raped for? is this what our people fought for?

is it?

damn...this started off as a definition of a term and ended somewhere else. i apologize for the rant but i'm passionate about this subject because it's my people and i hate to see how re continue to embarrass ourselves while other people sit back and nod thinking "i knew they were like that...i told you we don't need to respect them...because they don't even respect themselves."

people...GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. wake up and make your parents and your ancestors proud of who you are and what you are and stop being a walking embarrassment to your family and your people as a whole.

being an adult and going out and partying and having fun and living life to its fullest is cool. that's not the problem. having kids and not raising them is. if you spend more time in the club than you do bettering yourself as a person that's a problem. if you spend more on your rims than you do on your home that's a problem. if you haven't read a book in the last 5 years that is a problem. if you don't know what's going on in the world around you and can't name the people shaping our lives but you can name every girl on Flavor of Love season 1 through season 3 that is a problem. if you read this long ass post and still don't get it...that's a problem.

peace.