something has been on my mind lately. the things we do and don't have to have a license for in life.
people have to have a license to own a gun. a license to practice medicine or even be a professional masseuse. you need a license to drive a car and a different license to ride a motorcycle, fly a plane or drive a big rig or bus. so there are several kinds of driver's licenses you can get. you need a license to marry people. to be a lawyer or a detective (even though all women think they're professionals at both). you need a license to sell alcohol. a license to sell adult magazines. restaurants need a license to serve food and operate their business. mechanics have to be licensed (unless it's your uncle Ray's shop off 54th and Crenshaw) to work at most big companies. you need a license for almost everything in life.
but...one of the things you DON'T need a license for is having kids. people should have to get a license to have a child. i know this may sound crazy or on some V for Vendetta big brother government type stuff but for the better of our community we should have to have a license to have kids.
you should have to at least pass a test before you can had a kid. stupid people should not be able to breed or raise children. because all they do is bring more dumb fucks into the world. think about some of the people you know that are too stupid or retarded to raise a child (sad part is i bet some of them have kids).
think about the 5 dumbest most ignorant muthafuckas you know (i use the word muthafuckas because it fits)...i bet you 3 of them have kids. right? do we REALLY need another one of them running around? really? name one thing they have contributed to society or life in general.
now ugly people i don't care about. although it would be nice to stop them from having kids some of the best parents i know happen to be ugly people with ugly little babies (although sometimes the kid gets lucky like Alicia Keys or Keyshia Cole and isn't as ugly as their ugly ass mommas). so...i don't think we should take the rights of ugly people to breed away. BUT...i do feel stupid people should have their right to breed taken away. if the license thing doesn't work and they just start having kids underground or illegally so to speak then maybe we look at neutering them or spading them. i know i know it sounds harsh but think about it...if stupid people weren't allowed to have and raise little stupid ignorant people we wouldn't have a lot of the dumb asses we have now.
think about it...no George W Bush, no Bobby Brown, no OJ Simpson, no Michael Jackson (yes he did a lot for music but he's also done a lot to embarass black people and humans in general so i think it's a fair trade off...plus we have Omarion, Neyo, Usher and Chris Brown just copying and redoing everything he did anyway), no Ms South Dakota (the dumb girl who said all the people in the americas didn't read because there are no maps in the world), no Brittney Spears or Kevin Federline, no Flavor Flav, no Plies, no Lil Boosie, no Khia, none of those dumb annoying bitches on the Hills and the list goes on and on forever. wouldn't the world be a better place?
we're overpopulated and our resources are overused and there are a lot of benefits we'd get by eliminating stupid people from breeding and making more little dumb fucks such as:
1. less traffic (anyone in LA or NY can appreciate this one)
2. no more getting frustrated about that stupid muthafucka at work that gets on your nerves
4. you could go see a black movie without worrying about someone starting a fight and fucking up the movie you just paid $17.50 to watch
5. less paying tax money for retarded ass law suits (someone burning themselves and suing a company because they're coffee was actually hot or suing because mcdonalds food made them fat...wtf?!)
6. no more flavor's of love, rocks of love, tila tequila hookers of love and no New York or her momma EVER!
7. no more being embarrassed every time they interview a black professional athlete or rapper on television because they can't talk intelligently about anything
8. no more clueless uneducated ignorant rednecks voting for the anti-christ because they're equally retarded mother or neighbor told them Obama was a muslim who hates america and was born in africa and raised by al-qaida
9. no more people believing our government didn't allow 0-11 to happen so they could pass any law they wanted while american's were all scared to go to the mall cause someone was going to fly a plane into a mall in kentucky (fyi no one is going to blow up anything outside of new york...there are no terrorist plotting on lake elsinore or temecula or little rock arkansas).
10. no more of that fucking soulja boy song and no more dumb shit on the radio.
sounds like a nice place to live doesn't it? so i ask all of you...write your congressman, write the president, tell your momma,
NO MORE STUPID PEOPLE HAVING KIDS. NO MORE DUMB PEOPLE BREEDING MORE DUMB PEOPLE! NEUTER EM! SPADE EM! SHIP EM TO IRAQ AND BRING THE TROOPS HOME! do it for your country. do it for a better world. do it for the kids.
people have to have a license to own a gun. a license to practice medicine or even be a professional masseuse. you need a license to drive a car and a different license to ride a motorcycle, fly a plane or drive a big rig or bus. so there are several kinds of driver's licenses you can get. you need a license to marry people. to be a lawyer or a detective (even though all women think they're professionals at both). you need a license to sell alcohol. a license to sell adult magazines. restaurants need a license to serve food and operate their business. mechanics have to be licensed (unless it's your uncle Ray's shop off 54th and Crenshaw) to work at most big companies. you need a license for almost everything in life.
but...one of the things you DON'T need a license for is having kids. people should have to get a license to have a child. i know this may sound crazy or on some V for Vendetta big brother government type stuff but for the better of our community we should have to have a license to have kids.
you should have to at least pass a test before you can had a kid. stupid people should not be able to breed or raise children. because all they do is bring more dumb fucks into the world. think about some of the people you know that are too stupid or retarded to raise a child (sad part is i bet some of them have kids).
think about the 5 dumbest most ignorant muthafuckas you know (i use the word muthafuckas because it fits)...i bet you 3 of them have kids. right? do we REALLY need another one of them running around? really? name one thing they have contributed to society or life in general.
now ugly people i don't care about. although it would be nice to stop them from having kids some of the best parents i know happen to be ugly people with ugly little babies (although sometimes the kid gets lucky like Alicia Keys or Keyshia Cole and isn't as ugly as their ugly ass mommas). so...i don't think we should take the rights of ugly people to breed away. BUT...i do feel stupid people should have their right to breed taken away. if the license thing doesn't work and they just start having kids underground or illegally so to speak then maybe we look at neutering them or spading them. i know i know it sounds harsh but think about it...if stupid people weren't allowed to have and raise little stupid ignorant people we wouldn't have a lot of the dumb asses we have now.
think about it...no George W Bush, no Bobby Brown, no OJ Simpson, no Michael Jackson (yes he did a lot for music but he's also done a lot to embarass black people and humans in general so i think it's a fair trade off...plus we have Omarion, Neyo, Usher and Chris Brown just copying and redoing everything he did anyway), no Ms South Dakota (the dumb girl who said all the people in the americas didn't read because there are no maps in the world), no Brittney Spears or Kevin Federline, no Flavor Flav, no Plies, no Lil Boosie, no Khia, none of those dumb annoying bitches on the Hills and the list goes on and on forever. wouldn't the world be a better place?
we're overpopulated and our resources are overused and there are a lot of benefits we'd get by eliminating stupid people from breeding and making more little dumb fucks such as:
1. less traffic (anyone in LA or NY can appreciate this one)
2. no more getting frustrated about that stupid muthafucka at work that gets on your nerves
4. you could go see a black movie without worrying about someone starting a fight and fucking up the movie you just paid $17.50 to watch
5. less paying tax money for retarded ass law suits (someone burning themselves and suing a company because they're coffee was actually hot or suing because mcdonalds food made them fat...wtf?!)
6. no more flavor's of love, rocks of love, tila tequila hookers of love and no New York or her momma EVER!
7. no more being embarrassed every time they interview a black professional athlete or rapper on television because they can't talk intelligently about anything
8. no more clueless uneducated ignorant rednecks voting for the anti-christ because they're equally retarded mother or neighbor told them Obama was a muslim who hates america and was born in africa and raised by al-qaida
9. no more people believing our government didn't allow 0-11 to happen so they could pass any law they wanted while american's were all scared to go to the mall cause someone was going to fly a plane into a mall in kentucky (fyi no one is going to blow up anything outside of new york...there are no terrorist plotting on lake elsinore or temecula or little rock arkansas).
10. no more of that fucking soulja boy song and no more dumb shit on the radio.
sounds like a nice place to live doesn't it? so i ask all of you...write your congressman, write the president, tell your momma,
NO MORE STUPID PEOPLE HAVING KIDS. NO MORE DUMB PEOPLE BREEDING MORE DUMB PEOPLE! NEUTER EM! SPADE EM! SHIP EM TO IRAQ AND BRING THE TROOPS HOME! do it for your country. do it for a better world. do it for the kids.
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