An ugly woman in house shoes and clothes that look like she just got out of bed walks into wal-mart with her two kids following her. she's cursing at them and yelling the whole way into the store and they pay her no attention playing and laughing and continuing to act up.the wal-mart greeter says "hello and welcome to wal-mart ma'am. nice kids you have there-are they twins?"
the ugly woman stops mid walk and looks the greeter up and down and says "what? twins? are you retarded? my son is 9 years old and my daughter is 5! almost half his age. you too stupid to see that? that why you workin at wal-mart?"
the wal-mart greeter says "well no ma'am. i just couldn't believe someone actually fucked you twice. have a nice day."
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