so i'm sure you're going to say i'm trippin today or on one but yes...this is another post about stupid people.
i believe some stupid people should have their ass whooped. period. may sound close minded but some people do. i know you're not supposed to whoop anyone ass but your own children but some grown ass stupid people need their ass whooped more than a child does.
now...we're not talking about mentally challenged people who genuinely have a mental disability. no...we're talking about the people who have no mental disability at all and are just dumb as shit and stupid as all hell...them.
for example...any woman who believes that a pill that makes you have one period a year is a good idea because you won't get pregnant you need your ass whooped and when you end up with a blood clot or with your cooter permanently out of commission you have no one to blame but yourself. how about closing your legs or being a bit more selective or at least using protection as an idea?
any grown ass man with kids who thinks pulling up to the albertson's parking lot yelling "cds dvds...dvds cds" is a good career move and a good way to provide for your kids (and before you think i'm crazy i know someone who had a baby's father that does this) you need your ass beat. you deserve to have your kids taken and be arrested for selling bootleg versions of soul plane 2.
if you can't pay your rent because you spent $60 on a fucked up weave and another $40 on a tacky hooker outfit and tickets to go see Kat Williams at Universal Studios (again...another real life example) you need your ass whooped.
if you live in an apartment off normandie and mlk with your baby momma, mother, sister, grandmother and uncle who just got out but you have a brand new escalade outside on 20's you need your ass whooped.
if your girl or man was with someone else when they met you and left that person for you THEN later cheated on you then you have NO RIGHT to be upset. they were like this when they met your dumb ass. you need your ass whooped for thinking you were any different than the person they cheated on WITH you. idiot.
if you met your girl/man in the club and now that you're together you're upset because they're BACK in the club shakin their ass and getting drinks for/from someone else and they don't know how to stay at home or go somewhere besides the club every week you have no business being surprised or upset. you need your ass whooped for thinking YOU were going to come along and change what this raggedy ass person has been doing their whole fucking life before during and after they met your dumb ass.
women...if you got with a man because he had a nice car with rims and 3 chains and because his watch was shining and he was poppin cris when you met him only for you to realize later on that he wasn't about shit and wasn't good father or boyfriend material and now you wonder why he's not a good father to your child together then you need your ass whooped boo. i feel no sympathy for your dumb ass in picking a man based on his car and his jewels. riding in his car and giving up the draws doesn't make you have money. you're still broke and you still eventually have to go home baby.
if you think you're deep and know what's going on in the world but you've never picked up a book after high school or read the newspaper or watched the news and you check mediatakeout.com more than you do msnbc.com or cnn or the only things you read are KING magazine and VIBE magazine you need your ass whooped. you know nothing and your opinion is worth less than that.
if you let a man pay your rent, feed your child (that's not his) and take you out then he flips out when you don't give up some love or he finds out you're fucking another dude on the side you probably did need your ass whooped. now...though it's never right for a man to hit a woman certain people need their ass whooped. men and women. you're not SUPPOSED to whoop a grown person's ass but i can see why the desire to do so could happen. if you think the man is wrong then get a job...feed your own goddamn kids and pay your own goddamn rent and stop depending on someone else for everything in your lazy fucking life.
if you've been on maury and were happy you found your baby's daddy on the fourth try or you were the guy and you danced around like a clown after finding out you weren't you both need your ass whooped for ruining an innocent childs life.
if you have a child and you don't know what they're studying in school or who their teachers are or even who their friends are you need your ass whooped.
if your rims cost more than the car you put them on you need your ass whooped.
if you spent more on your grill and your wardrobe than you did on investing in anything worthwhile you need your ass whooped.
if you spend more time in the club, standing around in a parking lot, at a strip club or going to bars than you do doing anything to better your life you need your ass whooped and i pray you don't have kids.
if you read this entire blog and have no idea what i'm talking about or don't have a clue why some of these things are a problem...well there's no point in whoopin your ass cause it would be a waste of time at this point.
peace.
i believe some stupid people should have their ass whooped. period. may sound close minded but some people do. i know you're not supposed to whoop anyone ass but your own children but some grown ass stupid people need their ass whooped more than a child does.
now...we're not talking about mentally challenged people who genuinely have a mental disability. no...we're talking about the people who have no mental disability at all and are just dumb as shit and stupid as all hell...them.
for example...any woman who believes that a pill that makes you have one period a year is a good idea because you won't get pregnant you need your ass whooped and when you end up with a blood clot or with your cooter permanently out of commission you have no one to blame but yourself. how about closing your legs or being a bit more selective or at least using protection as an idea?
any grown ass man with kids who thinks pulling up to the albertson's parking lot yelling "cds dvds...dvds cds" is a good career move and a good way to provide for your kids (and before you think i'm crazy i know someone who had a baby's father that does this) you need your ass beat. you deserve to have your kids taken and be arrested for selling bootleg versions of soul plane 2.
if you can't pay your rent because you spent $60 on a fucked up weave and another $40 on a tacky hooker outfit and tickets to go see Kat Williams at Universal Studios (again...another real life example) you need your ass whooped.
if you live in an apartment off normandie and mlk with your baby momma, mother, sister, grandmother and uncle who just got out but you have a brand new escalade outside on 20's you need your ass whooped.
if your girl or man was with someone else when they met you and left that person for you THEN later cheated on you then you have NO RIGHT to be upset. they were like this when they met your dumb ass. you need your ass whooped for thinking you were any different than the person they cheated on WITH you. idiot.
if you met your girl/man in the club and now that you're together you're upset because they're BACK in the club shakin their ass and getting drinks for/from someone else and they don't know how to stay at home or go somewhere besides the club every week you have no business being surprised or upset. you need your ass whooped for thinking YOU were going to come along and change what this raggedy ass person has been doing their whole fucking life before during and after they met your dumb ass.
women...if you got with a man because he had a nice car with rims and 3 chains and because his watch was shining and he was poppin cris when you met him only for you to realize later on that he wasn't about shit and wasn't good father or boyfriend material and now you wonder why he's not a good father to your child together then you need your ass whooped boo. i feel no sympathy for your dumb ass in picking a man based on his car and his jewels. riding in his car and giving up the draws doesn't make you have money. you're still broke and you still eventually have to go home baby.
if you think you're deep and know what's going on in the world but you've never picked up a book after high school or read the newspaper or watched the news and you check mediatakeout.com more than you do msnbc.com or cnn or the only things you read are KING magazine and VIBE magazine you need your ass whooped. you know nothing and your opinion is worth less than that.
if you let a man pay your rent, feed your child (that's not his) and take you out then he flips out when you don't give up some love or he finds out you're fucking another dude on the side you probably did need your ass whooped. now...though it's never right for a man to hit a woman certain people need their ass whooped. men and women. you're not SUPPOSED to whoop a grown person's ass but i can see why the desire to do so could happen. if you think the man is wrong then get a job...feed your own goddamn kids and pay your own goddamn rent and stop depending on someone else for everything in your lazy fucking life.
if you've been on maury and were happy you found your baby's daddy on the fourth try or you were the guy and you danced around like a clown after finding out you weren't you both need your ass whooped for ruining an innocent childs life.
if you have a child and you don't know what they're studying in school or who their teachers are or even who their friends are you need your ass whooped.
if your rims cost more than the car you put them on you need your ass whooped.
if you spent more on your grill and your wardrobe than you did on investing in anything worthwhile you need your ass whooped.
if you spend more time in the club, standing around in a parking lot, at a strip club or going to bars than you do doing anything to better your life you need your ass whooped and i pray you don't have kids.
if you read this entire blog and have no idea what i'm talking about or don't have a clue why some of these things are a problem...well there's no point in whoopin your ass cause it would be a waste of time at this point.
peace.
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