"he says, she says" vol. II

"he says, she says..." where we pick a topic then give you the perspective from both sides of the sex spectrum.

today's topic: women want it just as much as men do


he says:

this topic is one of the oldest in the world but for some reason it's still one of the most talked about. i think that the facts are often pretty easy to agree on but there are other little factors that cause the debate to go on forever. things like double standars...if a man sleeps around he's a pimp but if a woman does she's a hoe. if a man is up front then he's confident and knows what he wants but if a woman is the same way she's easy and a slut for not being private. a lot of our issues in society come from old traditional roles and the naturally sexist nature of most religions (that's another topic). most societal rules and religious systems are built around suppressing women and keeping them reserved in the background and not really seen or heard in many ways. shit...that's why so many women in church's are freaks and a pastor's daughter can probably show you the greatest night of your life. but again...that's all another discussion for another time.


the issue here actually comes from how we talk about sex in general (and yes the picture above is an actual poster from the 50s). when it comes to sex...a man is "getting some" whereas a woman is "giving it up." shit...why is it for them to give up and for us to be so happy to get? i know most men are just happy to hit anything that will let them so that plays a part but those of us that can be selective are. shit a woman is lucky to "get some" from me. we're both benefiting in this situation so i'll be damned if i should feel lucky. women want the D just as much as we want to give it to them. you don't think so? ask all these cougars running around here trying to game up and fuck these young dudes. women don't hit their peak later...they just learn later in life that it's better to be up front about what you want than play all the games younger women still play when it comes to getting their needs met. most younger women who try this are usually not smart enough to do the same without becoming hoes in the process.

then you have all these products to increase female libido like they have no sex drive. women have one but it just runs on different types of fuel than a man's. a man can see an attractive woman and not know anything about her OR know her and not like her but will still be able to have sex with her and separate his feelings from his needs. women typically put more emotion into who they sleep with because they do feel like they're giving it away. some women act like they don't but they end up emotionally confused and fucked up later in life trying to act like men. we're not built the same.

a woman has desires and physical needs and will sometimes give in to those just to get satisfied or release that tension but they typically don't. they think just as many nasty sexual thoughts as men but are taught to keep those within. a lot of women aren't open about what they want for fear of being judged. and when a woman does she's looked at differently and judged even by fellow women who WISH they had the confidence to be that open and up front about what they want without caring who they offend or what insecure men think of her.


so yes...at the end of the day women want it just as much as men do. but because of how we are raised, how we are built emotionally and society's little unspoken rules they have to carry themselves differently. it's ok for us to be sex fiends and promiscuous without being judged because the worst thing people will of us is that "oh they're just men...that's how they're supposed to be."

i definitely feel my women out there and sympathize for you. but i guess that's another reason it's great to be a guy. we get to act like animals sometimes and not be judged for it. although i try to carry myself as a gentleman and am never crude i still can appreciate the fact that we have the freedom to be our primal selves and still be accepted.


she says:

Yes it’s true that oftentimes, women want it just as bad – if not worse than men.

Studies have proved that the older we get, the more horny we are. Conversations with

older women have proved that the older we get, the less tolerant we are of your bullshit, and the

easier it is for us to ‘fuck and get up’ so to speak.

As the world turns – so does the things that us women are able to voice. We used to be required to

be reserved and if we were sexually expressive we were better known as whores.

Today we have the power to tell someone we want them sexually without worrying about the consequences.

If we ask for it, and it’s given correctly we may even act a damn fool. Look at Vivica Fox hopping over brick

walls, stalking people all because she got some good penis. Damn 50.

Look at what happened once Ray J and Kim Kardashian released that sex tape. He had women like Whitney

Houston calling for that ‘d’. And Tyra Banks throwing that old wolf pussy at him.

We no longer have to be reserved and wait for him to make the first pass, hoping that will lead to the last pass.

And we are much better at asking you to bang it out and then telling you to get the hell out. We no longer are

interested in the aftermath cuddling. And now that the roles have reversed you will find men wanting what we

used to want. Affection. When we act affectionless, men can’t comprehend it so in return they crave affection, and

also act affectionate in needs of it being reciprocated.

Nowadays good ‘d’ is like a winning lottery ticket – everyone wants it. And don’t let us find out YOU have it - ask Mariah Carey… we will hunt you dowwwwwn….

Next we’ll be making babies then dropping them off on baby daddies porch only to be summons with a child support order months later.

How times have changed.

5 bad chicks with snake butts...

a little under 2 months ago i posted about Tila Tequila on the cover of King and the term "snakebutt" since i used it in the piece. for those that missed it or missed the definition of the term...here it is:

snake-butt (sneyk buht) Slang. a woman who, like a snake, has an ass; but if asked to, you could not immediately point it out or identify where it is.

so...with that i had a few people hit me up saying they were upset (all in fun of course...no one REALLY upset...at least i don't think so) that i discredited all the little booty honeys in the world and/or that a woman didn't have to have a nice ass (or evidently an ass at all) to be hot. now...i actually agree with that. so in light of that fact and to show my support for little booty honeys all over the world i present "5 Bad Chicks w/ Snakebutts." enjoy.

1. Cassie


Cassie in a word is BAD. no question about it. she's beautiful...has ridiculous lips & eyes and can dance. her singing not so much but she gets a pass because nowadays most singers selling records can't (i blame the people BUYING that shit not the people MAKING it). she's FIRE in her new video and even though i laugh and think "aww...that's so cute" when she does close ups of her butt i still can appreciate a good pair of boyshorts to accent what little booty she's working with. people love to call her Puffy's side piece or bust it baby but call her what you want the girl is bad...period.

2. Kerry Hilson



Kerry Hilson's video for her first single "energy" is currently on my short list for sexiest video of 2008. she doesn't look like or sound like anyone else in the game right now and that only makes her that much hotter. ass or no ass Kerry Hilson could get it. shit i might buy the album just because. i'm sure most of the songs will be more for women than guys but i gotta show my support for a chick this bad. i think i might go youtube that video right now.

3. Nicole Scherzinger


ok...so no i don't know her but i think i may possibly be in love with this girl. this girl is actually bad enough to make me listen to the Pussycat Dolls...now i won't buy the album BUT i will admit that i have downloaded "buttons" and "when i grow up" and have bumped those in the whip before...windows up of course. lol. but it's not just that she's beautiful...her swagger is crazy and you can see it in every video. singing "dontcha" you HAVE to be bad AND confident...Nicole is both...with little to no cakes to speak of.

4. Kourtney Kardashian


one of the OTHER Kardashian sisters. everyone knows Kim of course for different reasons. she definitely has the best body hands down of the 3 but in my opinion Kourtney is the cutest (the third isn't ugly...she's just not pretty compared to her sisters so she ends up being the ugly sister in THIS family...although Kim and Kourtney are tied for the dumbest sister so i guess it all works out) of the three. she's hot every time you see her and just too fucking cute to ignore. she's like a littler...cuter Kim Kardashian without the ass and without the whole "i got peed on by Ray J" thing.

5. Jessica Alba


white america loves Jessica now but we had her in "Honey" first. she was a hip hop dancing honey from the hood who just wanted to make it as a choreographer. the fact that she couldn't dance and really doesn't have any ass didn't stop her from doing her thing in the movie and hasn't kept her from being bad ever since. Jessica...like Cassie...has pretty eyes and nice lips so her overall beauty is incredible while not having any real cakes to speak of.

other notable women who didn't make the list include Lucy Lui, Angelina Jolie, Kerry Washington, Dania Ramirez and Meagan Fox.

the point is no...a woman does not have to have a nice ass to be attractive or even bad. a woman can have a very nice petite body with no video girl curves and still be a banger. hopefully now that i've made lists of women with and without curves who are all hot we can let this show that beautiful women come in many shades and shapes (not all...but many). i still think any woman 250lb heavy or Nichole Richie boney are nasty as hell but i'm willing to work with those in between the extremes.

peace.

5 categories men put women into...

there's this old email/blog that people send around about the 4 categories of women. what role they play so to speak...including wifey, baby girl, side piece and jump off. this helps by trying to narrow down what role a woman plays in a man's life.

but what it doesn't list is how men look at women. for the majority...there are 5 categories men put women into. so i thought it might be helpful if not interesting to lay those out for people. some men may not even realize the difference which is why you have dudes wifing up one-night-stand material.

NOTE: BEFORE READING FORWARD...YOU WILL NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT NO...NOT ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS OR PRINCESSES AND NO NOT ALL WOMEN ARE RELATIONSHIP WORTHY OR GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL. THERE ARE SOME WOMEN (AND MEN) WHO ARE JUST NOT SUITED FOR THOSE ROLES. IT'S REALITY. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.

moving on...here are my 5 categories men put women into with brief explanations as well as some examples of women i think fit each category. enjoy.

1. Wifeable

wifeable is the one. the most rare and priceless of women. this is a woman who is not only girlfriend material but long-term relationship/settle down and raise children with material. she has her own opinions, goals, aspirations etc and supports her man in his. she is attractive inside and out. a woman you can take around your family, friends or anywhere you go. she is a great friend as well as a lover and a partner. she doesn't play games...isn't immature and gives herself completely to a man that does the same. the issue with wifeable is that if you don't realize what you have you could lose it only to regret it forever once you realize what you lost. she's "the one" in so many words. a "keeper." the problem is when men meet her too early or before they're ready to settle down she can end up being "the one that got away."




2. Walkable

walkable is the honey you love dating and hanging out with. she meets friends and is someone you have no problem taking out. she doesn't always meet moms or family but that's only because she may not be long-term. something tells you she's good right now but you don't see a "forever" with her. that's the basic difference between her and wifeable. she's hot. sexually compatible. cool to be around. that bomb ass girlfriend but something tells you that she's eventually going to be your "next ex." this is the woman we date in college or after that eventually ends up as an ex girlfriend. sometimes a man will think about her sexually from time to time but there's never a desire to try the relationship again once it's over. This is the girl you will call from time to time after cause you miss her and she made you feel you good.




3. Flossable

this female is typically flyer and physically more attractive than walkable and wifeable. the difference is this honey is high maintenance...not always that bright and often gets on your fucking nerves. the issue is...SHE'S BAD AS SHIT. this is the hot chick. she's beautiful...fly girl style...BANGIN body but can be annoying as hell, dumb as a bag of bricks. but...because she's hot most men will put up with her shit just to be seen with her. she's not long term (unless you're an athlete and don't mind wifing her while you fuck other women on the side) and eventually you just tire of her after her looks and sex game are no longer enough to help overlook her fonky attitude and wack ass personality.



4. Fuckable

fuckable is often incredible in bed. often very giving and like a pornstar behind closed doors. she typically has an incredible body or some amazing physical trait you can't get out your mind. the problem is she's either ugly or doesn't know how to act in public. because of that she's fuckable...but not walkable and DEFINITELY not wifeable. this is the girl you call to come through late at night and kick it alone and you both know what's going down. you'd never go out on a date or take her out as "your girl" because you don't want anyone (including her) getting that impression. some call this the "booty call" or "jump off." she's the girl with the big ass that you call to come through at 1130 at night and get out early the next morning. she can actually be around longer than most girlfriends because she's often dependable and someone to fall back on. she's also typically the best you ever had or will have sexually because she's uninhibited and puts it DOWN so some men will hide her while paying her bills. this is also typically the woman who men cheat on their wives or girlfriends with because she'll do things they won't or she'll do them better w/out acting like a 12 year old child about it (NOTE: saying "ugh that's nasty i'm not doing that" to your man is the quickest way to get him to find miss fuckable).

now...there are cases where a woman is not ugly and her face is as attractive as her body but she still falls into this category for one or more reasons...such as her reputation for being a hoe or everyone having hit it. so fuckable can also be the woman that every man WANTS to fuck even though not all men will ADMIT IT because she smashed SEVERAL of the homies...so you front in public like "she's a hoe, everyone hit that, i'm not fuckin w/her" but when no one's looking you know you're gonna call her to come through.




5. Despicable

not sure i really need to explain this one. despicable is probably too harsh of a word. but it more refers to the physical attraction factor...there is none. this can be the homegirl who is STRICTLY platonic and not attractive to you in any way. or...this can be the girl you find unattractive and can't stand. it's basically every woman who doesn't fall into one of the above categories.



well...hopefully this helps the guys as well as the women. if you have any questions about which category you're in think about your current situation or your last 3 situations and you should be able to see which girl you are if you're honest with yourself. again...not all women are wifeable or even walkable. so if you and your 4 friends read this and all think you fall into one of the first two categories then someone in denial.

peace.

"he says, she says..." vol. I

first installment of "he says, she says..." where we pick a topic then give you the perspective from both sides of the sex spectrum.

today's topic: women are gold diggers because men are tricks


he says:

first off...it IS tricking whether you have it or not. having money doesn't change the rules of the game. shit...the biggest tricks in the world are the ones with money cause they can afford to be bigger tricks than most.

with that established...the idea that women are gold diggers because men are tricks is a good example of a hand in hand relationship. for instance...if it rains then the ground gets wet. if you keep eating everything in sight you'll be fat eventually. these are all examples of things that go hand in hand meaning one typically comes with the other and that you can't have one without the other. it's like the chicken & the egg...no one knows which came first but you can't have one without the other.

gold diggers CREATE tricks and tricking in turn CREATES gold diggers.

men...when all you talk about and focus on is your watch...what kind of car you drive and brag about how much you make then a women gets the idea that's all you have to offer. think about every other rap song right now...4 out of 5 songs are talking about who's ballin and how much money the rapper has (which is typically a lie anyway but that's another subject) and what they can buy for woman. with that said how the hell can men be surprised all women want is money when that's ALL YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE TO OFFER?! fucking retards. if all you do is brag about your bank account why would she give a shit about anything else? how many rappers talk about how women didn't want them when they were broke now they're getting ass left and right? that doesn't sound like a pimp...that sounds like a trick to me.

women...when all you do is talk to the guy with the nice car and nice watch or the one taking you to benihana's and the cheesecake factory then yes you typically end up with a materialistic shallow situation wondering why the fuck the man you're with is useless past his money. hint: those of us that don't have to trick to get a woman's attention DON'T. men trick because most of them have no game, conversation or personality worth offering. most women are gold diggers because they're tired of dealing with typical male bullshit from broke dudes. they figure...if all men are dogs and assholes i might as well have one that's paid.

for this cycle to stop happening (lol good luck with that) men need to show they have something else to offer and women have to stop paying attention to the car and pay attention to the muthafucka driving it cause you're dating him not his car. and fyi if you sleep with a man with money you still go home broke baby. either way i guess it's all fair in love and war. everyone is trying to get ahead and no one wants to play the fool. the problem is most people out there are playing the fool anyway. dating is getting worse and worse and the quality of people out there is depressing sometimes.

to the men with some actual personality and sense that don't have to spend every dime they have to get a woman to spend 10 minutes with them...and to the women out there that appreciate being treated well but don't NEED to be supported and spoiled big ups and keep doing your thing.

to the men going broke trying to impress these hoes then getting mad when they only see your money and to the women that don't bring shit but an empty purse and an appetite...you all deserve one another. all i ask is that you all stick to one another and not waste the time of the people that are actually trying to keep their lives bullshit free and be about something.

-VSperiod


she says:

For decades both men and women have been going back and forth about the everlasting topic of Gold Diggers and Tricks.

Some may argue that men “trick” because women “dig” – others argue that women “dig” because men “trick.”

Whatever the cause, it is undeniable that both feed off of each other. If there were no money to be begged for, there’d be

no women “begging” and vice versa. It is safe to say that they have created their very own food chain in which both

need each other to survive. This behavior can be compared to many of things i.e. teasing a child with candy & toys wherein the

child is the woman and the toy is the money, car, jewels and gifts.

If you go back in time it was economic for women to stay home and run the house, while the man went out and made the

money. Although this was because women were expected to stay home to raise, and sometime home school the children,

money making was always expected of the man – which was normally the head of the household.

As time went on women gained rights – including the right to say HELL NO I’m not sittin’ in the house takin’ care of these

nappy-headed kids while you sit at the titty bar and trick off this week’s earnings – thus women began either working or

GOLD DIGGEN!!

Now here in 2008 – “gold digger” might as well be an occupation because millions of women throughout the U.S. and

beyond are making hell of an income from such. Women are even demanding pay per child in their prenuptial agreements.

While men continue to complain about money-hungry scavengers – at the same time they continue to purchase $100k cars,

Rolexes, and STILL use “I can take care of you, baby” as pick up lines. Can you blame those women that get with you

for a little bit of cash??

The only question at hand is which is it that rules the world? Money or Pussy?

Angie Jones aka iCeBoX

cooter colors

the above is not what you think it is. i was checking out a friend's blog and came across something that looked interesting. honestly the color of the packages in the picture stopped me and made look long enough to figure out what it was.

i almost ignored it after a quick glance because it looks like hair dye or some beauty product that as a straight man with no hair (shave my head) i could give a shit about.

but after reading the title of the post and the first few lines i realized it was actually hair dye (like i thought) for the "hair down there" (NOT like i thought). that's right...pubic hair dye. conveniently located by the condoms, lube and massage oils (which is basically scented lube).

definitely some new shit i was not aware of but it's interesting to say the least. i mean...i'm not big on hairy women whose crotches look like Ben Wallace or a happy trail that leads to a wilderbeast patch...i prefer trimmed nicely...maybe a creative shape/design even or shaved but i must admit...neon bright pink hair would definitely make me pause to take a second look.

that's probably the funnest idea of these and i'm into creative things to liven up sex. the other regular colors i'm thinking are for women who dye their hair and want to have the carpet match the curtains or older women who are going gray in more places than one and want the cooter to look young and vibrant? who knows...either way i figured some of you might find this interesting. if you've been with your man for a while or if you're dating and just want to put an extra touch on it then trust me...a man pulling off the boyshorts and finding a bright pink patch (i wonder if it glows in the dark? THAT would be off the hook!) will definitely add something new and is almost sure to get a response from whoever comes across your newly colored cooter.

sidenote: we need a new word for a woman's genitalia cause all the current ones are horrible: cooter, pussy, monkey, don't don't, vajayjay, twat etc. ladies...get together with each other and have a round table and let us know what you come up with. if you need any assistance let us know.

peace.

is there a such thing as TOO MUCH ass?

well...before today i would have said...no. there is no such thing as too much ass or too big of an ass.

as a lover of large round asses and somewhat of an expert...i honestly didn't think i'd ever see a large ass i didn't like (unless of course it was sloppy or the girl looked like she smelled like room temperature tuna salad and toejam).

but today i stand corrected. today i have proof that yes...there is a such thing as too much ass. as a side note...may i say that the brotha with the camera in the first picture needs to go ahead and come out the closet and admit he's an extreme chubby chaser. and i THINK that's an ass cheek in the second picture. i'm not 100% certain it's not thigh meat but i'm pretty sure that's mostly ass meat. i think.

big girls with benefits...

i have two friends that i think are chubby chasers. i don't think either of them have made a conscious decision to only go after big girls but whether they know it or not they're chubby chasers. (kind of like that guy in high school everyone knew was gay EXCEPT them and then they come out and get mad when no one is shocked or surprised...kind of like that).

the women they date are typically on the healthy/hefty side (i know hefty is so NOT a sexy word but it fits...sorry) and once you're in your 20's that's not a trend or a phase...you like em big. now...i'm not talking thick like

Toccara: as long as she'd shut up for 5 minutes she could definitely get it. for the record...she is the epitome of thick. she's not a big girl. all her curves and weight are in the right place...it's just that she has a voice made to break glass windows and shatter eardrums.

Trina: true...she does look like E.T. but...if anyone out there is still confused...women...NO ONE LIKES TRINA BECAUSE OF HER MUSIC OR HER FACE...no one. trust me.

or Angel Lola Luv: no real words other than jesus christ and no...her ass is not too big.

no...i'm not talking thick like the girls above...i'm talking big girls. (sidenote: it's not about weight...it's all in how you wear it). we're talking Star Jones before the surgery...like comedian Mo'Nique from the Parkers big. big girl doesn't necessarily mean obese or sloppy. some big girls dress hot. and most big girls ALWAYS have their hair and nails done.

anyway...i'm getting off track...back to the point. i have a few friends who are chubby chasers and an uncle who told me cute/pretty girls come with headaches and have too much attitude and most can't cook or do shit but sit there and look cute (which is true about a lot of but not all pretty women) and that i should get a "fluffy girl" because "fluffy girls need love too."

so that made me think...there are some advantages to dating a big girl. that's a little too much lovin for me but i thought i'd lay out a few benefits i could think of in reason for dating a big woman.

1. warm in the winter time

for those that live in southern cali like me this may not be a concern. but for brothas living in denver, chicago or new york in the winter time cuddling up to a skinny honey when it's cold out isn't much help. imagine if you could wrap up in a big girl's love. shit...throw one of those thigh-looking arms over you and you're good. no frostbite tonight!

2. everything feels like a titty

ok...so imagine you're in bed and it's dark. you're kind of in the mood and want to feel on a little something. with any regular girl you gotta take into account what she's wearing. do i have to unfasten a bra? sneak under a shirt? slide the draws off? etc. with a big girl it doesn't matter what direction you go or what you grab. everything feels breasts or an ass cheek. shit...you could get escited rubbin on her big ass smooth ass elbow...just pretend she has really flat nipples.

3. you KNOW she can cook

well...at least there's a good chance. when you have that much experience with food chances are you learned SOMETHING a long the way. how to crack an egg...season a turkey leg...shit she at least has to know how to make a sandwich to be that big. it's not a sure thing that all big girls can cook...but i bet you even Oprah's rich ass can cook better than Nicole Richie.

4. great personality

what do girls ALWAYS say about their big girl friends when they're trying to hook someone up with them or convince someone to go out with them on a double date? "she's cool as hell and she's got a great personality." right? right. see...when you look like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls you can have an attitude and get away with it. when you look like that big girl from Xscape (remember her?) you're not really cute enough to have all that attitude and smart ass comments or else you'll end up getting left even by your friends. nothing worse than an ugly or big girl with an attitude. and they know that cause when you're not much to look at you have to have some kind of upside to you. which goes back to big girls always having their hair and nails done. they have to put in a little extra effort.

5. all big girls give a lot of head...so they must be good at it

now this is more a guess but i'm saying...practice has to add up to skill sooner or later right? as far as the "a lot" part...think back to high school. remember that big girl that was a hoe? everyone made fun of her but everyone knew she got caught giving head in several different places. in the library, at an assembly, behind the bungalo's etc. i don't know why but it seems like big girls are always known for giving head to half the school. some pretty girls act like a guy should feel honored to get head from them. wtf? any woman who says she doesn't do that in 2008 is either a fucking liar or plans on being lonely her WHOLE life. trust me women (and men)...you wanna keep your mate happy...give some head. no one has ever been upset while getting head unless it was horrible.

that's just a few things i could think of. but...in looking at that list...i still don't think the swole honeys are for me...but i can see why some men might prefer them i guess. to each his own. whatever floats your boat right? or whatever almost sinks it in this case.

peace.

you need your ass whooped...

so i'm sure you're going to say i'm trippin today or on one but yes...this is another post about stupid people.

i believe some stupid people should have their ass whooped. period. may sound close minded but some people do. i know you're not supposed to whoop anyone ass but your own children but some grown ass stupid people need their ass whooped more than a child does.

now...we're not talking about mentally challenged people who genuinely have a mental disability. no...we're talking about the people who have no mental disability at all and are just dumb as shit and stupid as all hell...them.

for example...any woman who believes that a pill that makes you have one period a year is a good idea because you won't get pregnant you need your ass whooped and when you end up with a blood clot or with your cooter permanently out of commission you have no one to blame but yourself. how about closing your legs or being a bit more selective or at least using protection as an idea?

any grown ass man with kids who thinks pulling up to the albertson's parking lot yelling "cds dvds...dvds cds" is a good career move and a good way to provide for your kids (and before you think i'm crazy i know someone who had a baby's father that does this) you need your ass beat. you deserve to have your kids taken and be arrested for selling bootleg versions of soul plane 2.

if you can't pay your rent because you spent $60 on a fucked up weave and another $40 on a tacky hooker outfit and tickets to go see Kat Williams at Universal Studios (again...another real life example) you need your ass whooped.

if you live in an apartment off normandie and mlk with your baby momma, mother, sister, grandmother and uncle who just got out but you have a brand new escalade outside on 20's you need your ass whooped.

if your girl or man was with someone else when they met you and left that person for you THEN later cheated on you then you have NO RIGHT to be upset. they were like this when they met your dumb ass. you need your ass whooped for thinking you were any different than the person they cheated on WITH you. idiot.

if you met your girl/man in the club and now that you're together you're upset because they're BACK in the club shakin their ass and getting drinks for/from someone else and they don't know how to stay at home or go somewhere besides the club every week you have no business being surprised or upset. you need your ass whooped for thinking YOU were going to come along and change what this raggedy ass person has been doing their whole fucking life before during and after they met your dumb ass.

women...if you got with a man because he had a nice car with rims and 3 chains and because his watch was shining and he was poppin cris when you met him only for you to realize later on that he wasn't about shit and wasn't good father or boyfriend material and now you wonder why he's not a good father to your child together then you need your ass whooped boo. i feel no sympathy for your dumb ass in picking a man based on his car and his jewels. riding in his car and giving up the draws doesn't make you have money. you're still broke and you still eventually have to go home baby.

if you think you're deep and know what's going on in the world but you've never picked up a book after high school or read the newspaper or watched the news and you check mediatakeout.com more than you do msnbc.com or cnn or the only things you read are KING magazine and VIBE magazine you need your ass whooped. you know nothing and your opinion is worth less than that.

if you let a man pay your rent, feed your child (that's not his) and take you out then he flips out when you don't give up some love or he finds out you're fucking another dude on the side you probably did need your ass whooped. now...though it's never right for a man to hit a woman certain people need their ass whooped. men and women. you're not SUPPOSED to whoop a grown person's ass but i can see why the desire to do so could happen. if you think the man is wrong then get a job...feed your own goddamn kids and pay your own goddamn rent and stop depending on someone else for everything in your lazy fucking life.

if you've been on maury and were happy you found your baby's daddy on the fourth try or you were the guy and you danced around like a clown after finding out you weren't you both need your ass whooped for ruining an innocent childs life.

if you have a child and you don't know what they're studying in school or who their teachers are or even who their friends are you need your ass whooped.

if your rims cost more than the car you put them on you need your ass whooped.

if you spent more on your grill and your wardrobe than you did on investing in anything worthwhile you need your ass whooped.

if you spend more time in the club, standing around in a parking lot, at a strip club or going to bars than you do doing anything to better your life you need your ass whooped and i pray you don't have kids.

if you read this entire blog and have no idea what i'm talking about or don't have a clue why some of these things are a problem...well there's no point in whoopin your ass cause it would be a waste of time at this point.

peace.

do you have a license for that child?

something has been on my mind lately. the things we do and don't have to have a license for in life.

people have to have a license to own a gun. a license to practice medicine or even be a professional masseuse. you need a license to drive a car and a different license to ride a motorcycle, fly a plane or drive a big rig or bus. so there are several kinds of driver's licenses you can get. you need a license to marry people. to be a lawyer or a detective (even though all women think they're professionals at both). you need a license to sell alcohol. a license to sell adult magazines. restaurants need a license to serve food and operate their business. mechanics have to be licensed (unless it's your uncle Ray's shop off 54th and Crenshaw) to work at most big companies. you need a license for almost everything in life.

but...one of the things you DON'T need a license for is having kids. people should have to get a license to have a child. i know this may sound crazy or on some V for Vendetta big brother government type stuff but for the better of our community we should have to have a license to have kids.

you should have to at least pass a test before you can had a kid. stupid people should not be able to breed or raise children. because all they do is bring more dumb fucks into the world. think about some of the people you know that are too stupid or retarded to raise a child (sad part is i bet some of them have kids).

think about the 5 dumbest most ignorant muthafuckas you know (i use the word muthafuckas because it fits)...i bet you 3 of them have kids. right? do we REALLY need another one of them running around? really? name one thing they have contributed to society or life in general.

now ugly people i don't care about. although it would be nice to stop them from having kids some of the best parents i know happen to be ugly people with ugly little babies (although sometimes the kid gets lucky like Alicia Keys or Keyshia Cole and isn't as ugly as their ugly ass mommas). so...i don't think we should take the rights of ugly people to breed away. BUT...i do feel stupid people should have their right to breed taken away. if the license thing doesn't work and they just start having kids underground or illegally so to speak then maybe we look at neutering them or spading them. i know i know it sounds harsh but think about it...if stupid people weren't allowed to have and raise little stupid ignorant people we wouldn't have a lot of the dumb asses we have now.

think about it...no George W Bush, no Bobby Brown, no OJ Simpson, no Michael Jackson (yes he did a lot for music but he's also done a lot to embarass black people and humans in general so i think it's a fair trade off...plus we have Omarion, Neyo, Usher and Chris Brown just copying and redoing everything he did anyway), no Ms South Dakota (the dumb girl who said all the people in the americas didn't read because there are no maps in the world), no Brittney Spears or Kevin Federline, no Flavor Flav, no Plies, no Lil Boosie, no Khia, none of those dumb annoying bitches on the Hills and the list goes on and on forever. wouldn't the world be a better place?

we're overpopulated and our resources are overused and there are a lot of benefits we'd get by eliminating stupid people from breeding and making more little dumb fucks such as:

1. less traffic (anyone in LA or NY can appreciate this one)

2. no more getting frustrated about that stupid muthafucka at work that gets on your nerves

4. you could go see a black movie without worrying about someone starting a fight and fucking up the movie you just paid $17.50 to watch

5. less paying tax money for retarded ass law suits (someone burning themselves and suing a company because they're coffee was actually hot or suing because mcdonalds food made them fat...wtf?!)

6. no more flavor's of love, rocks of love, tila tequila hookers of love and no New York or her momma EVER!

7. no more being embarrassed every time they interview a black professional athlete or rapper on television because they can't talk intelligently about anything

8. no more clueless uneducated ignorant rednecks voting for the anti-christ because they're equally retarded mother or neighbor told them Obama was a muslim who hates america and was born in africa and raised by al-qaida

9. no more people believing our government didn't allow 0-11 to happen so they could pass any law they wanted while american's were all scared to go to the mall cause someone was going to fly a plane into a mall in kentucky (fyi no one is going to blow up anything outside of new york...there are no terrorist plotting on lake elsinore or temecula or little rock arkansas).

10. no more of that fucking soulja boy song and no more dumb shit on the radio.

sounds like a nice place to live doesn't it? so i ask all of you...write your congressman, write the president, tell your momma,

NO MORE STUPID PEOPLE HAVING KIDS. NO MORE DUMB PEOPLE BREEDING MORE DUMB PEOPLE! NEUTER EM! SPADE EM! SHIP EM TO IRAQ AND BRING THE TROOPS HOME! do it for your country. do it for a better world. do it for the kids.

pimpin since been pimpin...

how funny is it that the first city Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton will campaign together in with her supporting him is named Unity, New Hampshire? isn't that cute?

he cut a check to cover the millions she ended up in debt (mainly for being hard headed and not gracefully bowing out sooner) and now it's all love in the Democratic party. which i think they need to defeat George Bush Vol 2 (McCain...who is even older, crankier and more hell bent on going to war with the entire world than retarded ass Bush is) even Bill said he'd support Obama in any way he could during his campaign to the white house. although i'm sure he's disappointed he won't be able to run around the white house pinching secretary asses...or will he?

look at this picture of Hillary & Barrack arriving as allies for the first time on the same jet. is it me or is that the "girl i can't believe you are still that flexible after putting Bill put all those miles on that old wrinkly monkey...you're an old ass freak!" look on Barrack's face and the "yeah...that first leg was a little hard to get behind my head but once i got that first one up there..." on Hillary's face.

i'm saying...Barrack might have tapped that ass on the plane ride. i mean we all can admit he's a smooth talker right? even his critics say he has no experience and just hypnotizes people with his words and eloquent manner. so why couldn't he talk ol' Hillary Rodham out them draws? it can't be that hard. she's old and probably lonely cause Bill is out with the young(er) honeys and she has to be so tough and stern all the time running for president. she might enjoy being handled every now and then. not to mention Barrack cut a check to cover her campaign debts.

now before the ladies send me any hate mail or leave some crazy anonymous comments. no...if a man buys you dinner or takes you to the movies you do not OWE him anything or have to give up the draws. but...if that man cuts a check for $26 million dollars to get YOU out of debt? well then yes you owe him not only the draws but all the freaky gutterbucket shit you said you wouldn't do after you were out of college. i'm talking magic city pornographic freaknik 96 type shit. be mad if you want. that's almost $30 million. she should have backflipped butt ass naked into the jet like "Barrack...come get this ass baby it's yours daddy."

i'm sayin...

don't believe me? look at this picture...

look at Barrack. look at him! anyone with any dating or sexual experience knows that's the "look like i'm listening while trying to figure out how i'm going to get her out them bloomers (Hillary's too old for sexy draws like boy shorts & shit)" trick. and she (like most women at this point) has no idea he's plotting on her and thinking about all the nasty shit he's going to do to her while she genuinely is just telling a story and making conversation. his ass isn't listening to all that bullshit. that man has a plan. THEN he's wearing a tie that matches her pant suit? that's not coincidence...THAT'S PIMPIN! that's game!

now...we all know Bill is a playa and far from a hater (game recognize game). and we KNOW how Bill gets down. so...Hillary is on board supporting Obama and taking private jet rides with the same man she spent a year talking shit about (and harsh too...not just regular campaign politics between fellow party members). Bill might be loaning that old cougar out in return for Obama letting Bill run a few hoes around the white house after november. i'm saying...is it really that far fetched?

all i'm saying is...Will Smith and Jada can't be the only swingers out there right? that's all i'm saying. it could happen.

creative...

ok...first let me just say that mediatakeout.com is nonsense and only good for killing a few minutes when you have ABSOLUTELY nothing else to do. (you can check earlier posts for my thoughts on the site).

however...every now and then they give you a few "wtf is that" moments with the crazy shit people send in. the pictures below are a good example. (here's the link to the original story if the pictures don't show up...that's what i get for linking to a bootleg ass website)























ok...so the girl is ugly as hell and yeah it may be a bit tacky but i like the creativity and where her head is at.

depending on her career choice this could be a calling card. the magnificent clapping butterfly lol. i will admit i just want to see her flap the wings one time. i mean...if you're going to get a tattoo like this you better know how to make it clap.

very tacky...but on a cuter girl i might have to see if i could talk her into making the wings flap for me. not to mention...my favorite position would give me a great view of the artwork and also entertain me while adding to the experience. i salute this girl...not for being tacky by having the ass all out at the club or for wearing those pants with no draws...and no not for looking like she stinks...but for her effort and creativity to add something new to the ass shaking culture that is overrun in music right now. for having a good idea in theory that might be hot on a cuter...less trick-ish girl. lol.

if she looked cuter in the face...any guy that says he wouldn't hit it at least once just to see for himself what it's like to hit a butterfly from the back is a liar. shit...8 out of 10 guys would still hit even with the way she does look. as Deion Sanders put it..."the ugly ones are usually the ones with the booty." (shout out to those who watch the Deion & Pilar show...for those who don't you have no idea what you're missing).

peace.

5 women you couldn't pay me to sleep with...

two coworkers of mine were having a conversation about standards and casual sex and how women still (usually) have standards and men will fuck anything that moves. now...while this is true in many cases we get a bad wrap. many men do have standards and won't sleep with any woman that lets them. shit...in today's society if it's too easy to get the draws off tell her to put them back on cause something is wrong. (there are cases where two mature people agree to have a one night stand based on circumstances but that's usually out of town or in vegas...the busted chic you took home from the savoy after buying her two drinks doesn't count...that was different...she was a hoe).

anyway...in light of the idea of us having standards i present to you a list of 5 women who you couldn't pay me to sleep with. (unless of course we're talking $500,000 plus...then i might have to make an exception for at least one or two of them). hey...i have bills and retiring at 27 would be the shit.

1. New York (Tiffany) from I Love NY

it's not that she's SUPER ugly (she's not cute either but i'm trying to give her credit) or even the fact that she looks like one of the muppets. she actually has an ok shape since she's been on tv and made a little money. updgraded the breasts and got a little shape to her.

no...the reason she makes this list is because she looks like she smells like burnt weave (what exactly is that smell and where does it come from? why would you buy a weave then burn it ladies?) cigarettes and old tuna fish.

i couldn't kiss her (or anyone that smokes)...and something tells me by the time i got close enough to hug her i'd smell all i needed to to ruin the mood. so that's why she's on the list.

sidenote: her mother is of course also on the list but i thought i'd keep this list to women under 76.

depending on how bad the smell was i might consider moving her off the list for that $500,000. but if they tried to take taxes out then the deal is off.

2. Lil Kim

little kim actually might of missed this list a few years back (like 6 years back). the fucked up surgery put her in the top 10. the bleaching her skin on top of all that puts her EASILY in the top 5.

just look at the before and the after. there's no way you could pay me enough to fuck Lil Kim at this point. not just because she looks like a cross between the Joker, Chucky and Countess Vaughn but because frankly Lil Kim scares me. i think the thought of accidentally opening my eyes or forgetting to cover up one of the mirrors in the room would result in me being traumatized during the act and frankly i'm just not willing to risk that.

3. Amy Winehouse

do i really need to explain this one?

aside from being a crack head. aside from weighing 53lbs soaking wet with rocks in her pockets and timberland boots on look at her.

look at the picture.

seriously. what am i supposed to say to make why you couldn't pay me enough money to sleep with her more obvious than the picture makes it? what could i possibly say in words that would make it more evident.

and the fucked up part is she got famous singing a song about not going to rehab cause her dad said she's fine. when now it's only become more obvious her ass should of been there a year ago.

4. Wendy Williams

Wendy Williams is a man. period.

ignore the big ass fake breasts and pay attention to the jaw bone...that adam's apple and the voice. the facts speak for themselves. no one other than the doctor that delivered her and the gigantic amazon woman that birthed her could tell me different. Tyler Perry looks more feminine as Madea then she does at all (granted...Tyler Perry looks more feminine as Tyler Perry but that's another subject).

look at Russell Simmons in the picture. he's scared as shit! that's fear in his eyes. he was married to Kimora Lee Simmons. she's over 6 feet tall! so he's used to standing next to and even wrestling with big ass women. but he's scared out his mind and probably pissed in his phat farms standing next to Wendall Williams.

no way. not enough money on earth. for me to fuck Wendy Williams i'd have to be blindfolded...high out of my mind...all lights would need to be off...the moon couldn't even be out. fuck that. i don't even want to be able to make out a silhouette. even then i'd need some coaching and at least a bottle of patron room temperature. all that and i would CONSIDER it. we still might have to work out a few details. i think i just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

5. Floetry

usually most men would be all about a threesome but i think i'll pass this time.

now before any of the ladies hit me with how beautiful these women are on the inside and how their voices are so lovely...1. we're not talking about their album and 2. who cares how pretty the inside is if the outside scares you off from 10 feet away?

i like Floetry. and "say yes" is one of the sexiest songs of all time but that doesn't change the fact that the girl on the left looks like Michael Strahan...a defensive lineman from the New York Giants...and the one on the right looks like Buttaman from "Hood Fab" in drag (as if he didn't look weird enough already).

those uncanny family (i hope they're related because if not then they just look like ugly men for no apparent reason) resemblances are the main reason they make this list. i don't think they could sing or rap their way out the bucket of ugly they're in so we'll round off the list with these two.

peace.

Top 4 Dating Mistakes Women Make

ladies...if you haven't already done it...go pick up this months issue of Essence magazine.

my friend brought this by the house last week during an nba playoff get together to have some of us read it and give her a male's opinion on whether we thought it was true or not. (i know i know my last post was along these lines but 1. i believe knowledge is power and educated daters will lead to happier men & women & less confusion for us and the next generation and 2. i like women so yes...a good amount of my blog space will probably end up being about or related to the fairer sex in one way or another).

there's an article by Finesse about 4 of the most common mistakes black women (it actually relates to all women) make when dating. it's very accurate and pretty much on point. open your minds and enjoy. (and hopefully learn along the way)

Original Article available at: http://www.essence.com/essence/bodyandsoul/relationships/0,16109,1738296,00.html


"The Top Four Dating Mistakes Black Women Make"

When Essence asked me to write this story, I thought it would be the end of my love–love relationship with readers and the beginning of a love–hate one. Who wants to hear about the mistakes they make? My Lil’ Mama told me, “This might be one to pass on.” But my real Mama told me, “Mitchells don’t pass up no paycheck.” So be gentle with me, ladies. I’ve got your best interest at heart.

Mistake 1
Asking Him To Carry Your Baggage

A few months ago, I introduced my girl Keisha* to a pro athlete friend of mine. I asked them both how the date went. She said my boy was a good listener and love was in the air. He said the pain Keisha’s ex put her through and the bitterness she felt were the only topics they discussed all night. He had never heard so much complaining, and at the end of the date he sympathized more with Keisha’s ex. Meanwhile, Keisha keeps asking me if I’ve heard from my boy lately.

Attention, women: It doesn’t matter if your baggage is Louis Vuitton or that five-piece set from the L.A. Swap Meet—do not take it on your date. No dude you just met wants to hear about how your ex cheated on you in your own house or how your worthless baby daddy never stepped up to the plate. Most men date with the hopes of getting to know you. That’s very hard to do if you keep talking about your worst experience with the previous guy. It makes your date think, Why should I pay for the last guy’s mistakes?

What should you do if a man asks why a pretty girl like you is single? Don’t answer. It’s a trick question. We want to hear why the last relationship didn’t work out and how you handled the breakup. Inquiring minds (and their unkeyed car doors) need to know how you deal with anger. So give a short response like, “I’ve been focusing on my career and getting some things paid off.” Great answer! She is employed and pays her bills.

Mistake 2
Thinking "I Can Work W/This"

You go out on a date or two with Mr. Maybe, figure out what you don’t like about him, and then say those fateful words: I can change him. You’re not entirely wrong. There are small things a guy will switch up for a woman. For example, a man will change his wardrobe, maybe buy a few more of those shirts you said looked “sexy” on him. But if you’re looking for a major transformation, don’t waste your date nights. Raheem isn’t going to convert from Islam. DJ Talk-a-Lot isn’t going to quit his job working the mic at the strip club. And a dude who was having sex before he met you isn’t going to suddenly become abstinent while dating you. “My sex drive is pretty high,” admits my friend Dave. “If I’m dating a woman who puts me through a long waiting period, she is forcing me to lie about my needs and who I am.” A guy may like you enough not to press you about it for a couple of months (and that’s stretching it), but he definitely has some women on speed dial who don’t mind hooking up.

Bottom line: If a number of things about a guy bother you in the beginning, don’t waste time remodeling a distressed home. Keep checking out the real estate section.

Mistake 3
Moving Too Fast

Men get a bad rep for trying to race toward the bedroom, but women are just as guilty of trying to race down the aisle. As soon as you start dishing out questions we don’t have the answer to (“So where is this going?”), we start sweating. You make a brother feel like he’s auditioning for a role in your new movie called The One. Space the serious questions out over a number of dates.

And know that even though a guy might not be sure where the relationship is going after four dates, that doesn’t mean he’s not interested in finding out. But if you pressure a guy about it, he’ll likely give you the right answer, even if it’s not the real one. “It’s a no-win situation,” says my brother Chris. “If you say you’re dating around, you’re a player. If you say you don’t know about a relationship yet, you’re confused or not that interested.”

Let the relationship evolve (or dissolve) at its own pace. If a couple months of great dates, gifts and (maybe) sex don’t get you any closer to a strong monogamous relationship, let him know he has competition. Or start going out without him. A lot.

Mistake 4
Reading Into Things

When Tasha met my boy Blair, she made it clear that she wasn’t into casual sex. Blair told her he didn’t want to be in a monogamous relationship with anyone, but really liked hanging out with her and wouldn’t mind taking the relationship to a sexual level. A month went by and Tasha really liked Blair a lot. They were damn near inseparable. And then one night, things got heated and they had sex. “It was great,” Tasha told me. “Mind-blowing.” Then she began wondering where that put their “relationship.” Unfortunately, it didn’t put it anywhere. Tasha had just had casual sex with Blair, but she didn’t realize it. In scenarios like this, eight times out of ten, the woman thinks that her man must be ready for commitment and the stakes have changed. And nine times out of ten, the guy wipes his forehead, thinking, Thank goodness I told her how I feel about monogamy.

For men, sex before a monogamous relationship is established never means that we are now an item. It only means we have officially started having sex. I’m not telling you to hold out until your wedding day. I’m just saying that if you do give in, don’t assume it means you’ve moved up.

Thankfully, Tasha didn’t voice her thoughts to Blair. “I was glad, too, because I didn’t want it to be like, Now I gotta make a decision or else,” explains Blair. “But I was pretty much all about Tasha after that month.” Tasha and Blair are married now with four kids. Four!

4 Different Types of Women In A Man's Life

ok...so i know it's been a minute since the first entry but i technically haven't told anyone about the blog just yet so i don't really think that matters at this point. lol.

anyway. i've been extremely busy with trips to Vegas, Fresno to see family, SD for the same reason and working...final exams etc etc etc. SO...i still haven't quite figured out what i want to write about as my first official blog post but i saw this on someone's myspace page and thought it was interesting (not to mention very accurate).

the post below that is...not the picture lol. the picture just caught my eye and i thought it was kind of funny.

it's a quick post on the 4 categories men put women in when dating/talking to/hanging out/sleeping with/spending time with them other than just platonic friends.

sidenote: as guys...we don't have attractive female platonic friends...we have friends we've slept with and those we haven't slept with yet but would if given the opportunity. lol. i'm sure some guys will be mad that i put that one in writing. but they'll be alright. if i'm willing to bust out my female counterparts then i have to be just as candid and real about my fellow men right?

right.

anyway...back to the topic at hand...

like i said before...i saw this on a friend's myspace page and thought it deserved another posting. the funny part were the comments after when girls try to guess which one they are. hint ladies: not everyone can be wifey. lol. 9 times out of 10 girls are completely clueless about which one of these they are. which is funny. it's like the female empowerment songs (like Rihanna's "Take A Bow") that come out and the women that grab it and run with it like an anthem the loudest are usually the trifling easily replaceable girls that have no business thinking those songs are for them. lol. but nonetheless. who am i to spit reality? if a few jump offs want to run around thinking they're wifey or even baby girl then so be it. ignorance is bliss lol. most of the guys just co-signed and validated the information with the proverbial "yup...that's true." lol.

my favorite line is the "ladies...which one have you ACCIDENTALLY been." trust me...it's not always an accident. if everyone you've ever been with cheats on you or you end up in jump off and side piece groups more often then not...it's not an accident. it's you getting in where you fit in lol. anyway...enjoy.

Just for kicks Ladies, which one of the following are you and have you accidentally been one of the others? Guys, which one or ones of these types of women do you currently have?

4 different types of girls A man's life may consist of 4 different types of girls..

1. Wifey

2. Baby Girl

3. Side Piece

4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or mess up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but thats as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wifey really really messes up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a sidepiecenetwork.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her behind was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work