ok...so i know it's been a minute since the first entry but i technically haven't told anyone about the blog just yet so i don't really think that matters at this point. lol.
anyway. i've been extremely busy with trips to Vegas, Fresno to see family, SD for the same reason and working...final exams etc etc etc. SO...i still haven't quite figured out what i want to write about as my first official blog post but i saw this on someone's myspace page and thought it was interesting (not to mention very accurate).
the post below that is...not the picture lol. the picture just caught my eye and i thought it was kind of funny.
it's a quick post on the 4 categories men put women in when dating/talking to/hanging out/sleeping with/spending time with them other than just platonic friends.
sidenote: as guys...we don't have attractive female platonic friends...we have friends we've slept with and those we haven't slept with yet but would if given the opportunity. lol. i'm sure some guys will be mad that i put that one in writing. but they'll be alright. if i'm willing to bust out my female counterparts then i have to be just as candid and real about my fellow men right?
right.
anyway...back to the topic at hand...
like i said before...i saw this on a friend's myspace page and thought it deserved another posting. the funny part were the comments after when girls try to guess which one they are. hint ladies: not everyone can be wifey. lol. 9 times out of 10 girls are completely clueless about which one of these they are. which is funny. it's like the female empowerment songs (like Rihanna's "Take A Bow") that come out and the women that grab it and run with it like an anthem the loudest are usually the trifling easily replaceable girls that have no business thinking those songs are for them. lol. but nonetheless. who am i to spit reality? if a few jump offs want to run around thinking they're wifey or even baby girl then so be it. ignorance is bliss lol. most of the guys just co-signed and validated the information with the proverbial "yup...that's true." lol.
my favorite line is the "ladies...which one have you ACCIDENTALLY been." trust me...it's not always an accident. if everyone you've ever been with cheats on you or you end up in jump off and side piece groups more often then not...it's not an accident. it's you getting in where you fit in lol. anyway...enjoy.
Just for kicks Ladies, which one of the following are you and have you accidentally been one of the others? Guys, which one or ones of these types of women do you currently have?
4 different types of girls A man's life may consist of 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off
1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or mess up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.
2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but thats as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wifey really really messes up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.
3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a sidepiecenetwork.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.
4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her behind was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work
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