productdose...

so my friend put me up on this site called "productdose" that basically finds the craziest shit on the market that people are actually selling (and buying) and puts it online for people to see. just looking around for 5 minutes i came across some crazy items. i put a quick few of them below.

digital usb pot. the digital screen on the side tells you how your plant is "feeling." so the frowning face for instance means "water me you neglectful son of a bitch before i dry up and die." at least i think that's what it means. although...i'd be a little freaked out if i walked through the house at night and saw a bunch of little frowning faces all over the place.


glide toaster. ok...so...you slide the toast in one end. it glides through (while being toasted) and then ends up in the rack waiting to be buttered or jellied or whatever you do with your toast. my issue is...someone would be in the kitchen and mistake this for a dish rack and then i have soapy water in my toaster. so now my sandwiches all taste like soap which i'm assuming would lead to a bad case of the bg's (bubble guts for those not familiar with the bg's). still looks kind of cool though.


ora unica watch. this one i would actually buy. i have no idea how this works or how it looks at all times of the day but basically that little line in the middle is the minute hand and the longer end on the outside is the minute hand. the swirls vibrate or something to denote the seconds. and i know there are no numbers so if you put it on upside down (or with the invisible 12 where the invisible 6 should be) then you're pretty much fucked for the day.