pimpin since been pimpin...

how funny is it that the first city Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton will campaign together in with her supporting him is named Unity, New Hampshire? isn't that cute?

he cut a check to cover the millions she ended up in debt (mainly for being hard headed and not gracefully bowing out sooner) and now it's all love in the Democratic party. which i think they need to defeat George Bush Vol 2 (McCain...who is even older, crankier and more hell bent on going to war with the entire world than retarded ass Bush is) even Bill said he'd support Obama in any way he could during his campaign to the white house. although i'm sure he's disappointed he won't be able to run around the white house pinching secretary asses...or will he?

look at this picture of Hillary & Barrack arriving as allies for the first time on the same jet. is it me or is that the "girl i can't believe you are still that flexible after putting Bill put all those miles on that old wrinkly monkey...you're an old ass freak!" look on Barrack's face and the "yeah...that first leg was a little hard to get behind my head but once i got that first one up there..." on Hillary's face.

i'm saying...Barrack might have tapped that ass on the plane ride. i mean we all can admit he's a smooth talker right? even his critics say he has no experience and just hypnotizes people with his words and eloquent manner. so why couldn't he talk ol' Hillary Rodham out them draws? it can't be that hard. she's old and probably lonely cause Bill is out with the young(er) honeys and she has to be so tough and stern all the time running for president. she might enjoy being handled every now and then. not to mention Barrack cut a check to cover her campaign debts.

now before the ladies send me any hate mail or leave some crazy anonymous comments. no...if a man buys you dinner or takes you to the movies you do not OWE him anything or have to give up the draws. but...if that man cuts a check for $26 million dollars to get YOU out of debt? well then yes you owe him not only the draws but all the freaky gutterbucket shit you said you wouldn't do after you were out of college. i'm talking magic city pornographic freaknik 96 type shit. be mad if you want. that's almost $30 million. she should have backflipped butt ass naked into the jet like "Barrack...come get this ass baby it's yours daddy."

i'm sayin...

don't believe me? look at this picture...

look at Barrack. look at him! anyone with any dating or sexual experience knows that's the "look like i'm listening while trying to figure out how i'm going to get her out them bloomers (Hillary's too old for sexy draws like boy shorts & shit)" trick. and she (like most women at this point) has no idea he's plotting on her and thinking about all the nasty shit he's going to do to her while she genuinely is just telling a story and making conversation. his ass isn't listening to all that bullshit. that man has a plan. THEN he's wearing a tie that matches her pant suit? that's not coincidence...THAT'S PIMPIN! that's game!

now...we all know Bill is a playa and far from a hater (game recognize game). and we KNOW how Bill gets down. so...Hillary is on board supporting Obama and taking private jet rides with the same man she spent a year talking shit about (and harsh too...not just regular campaign politics between fellow party members). Bill might be loaning that old cougar out in return for Obama letting Bill run a few hoes around the white house after november. i'm saying...is it really that far fetched?

all i'm saying is...Will Smith and Jada can't be the only swingers out there right? that's all i'm saying. it could happen.