the funny part is after looking at everyone that's in the game right now this list was almost harder to come up with than the top 5 because there are so many wack people out there putting out garbage ass music over hot beats (and some not so hot beats). the problem is most consumers now pay attention to the beat and ignore any attempt at lyrics. because of this a wack rapper can pay for a hot beat and make it big with a hit that a 12 year old could have written.
so let me say before i reveal the rappers on this list...in making this list i was judging them on several things:
1. lyrical skill: pretty self explanatory, how good of an emcee are they lyrically (strong lyricists include Lupe Fiasco, Eminem, Andre 3000, Jay Z)
2. flow and ability to ride a beat: do they sound the same on every song or do they actually know how to ride an instrumental? (good examples of people who have incredible flow are Jay Z, T.I., Andre 3000, Kanye West, Ludacris)
3. overall creativity and originality: (are you saying the same shit we've heard a million times and basically just reciting old Jay Z lyrics or are you actually trying to be creative and come up with something we haven't heard?)
4. diversity & growth: finally they will be graded on whether they actually have some depth and diversity and if they've been out for a few albums...have they grown or pretty much stayed where they were when they came in the game or if they just say the same shit over and over and over and over again and are on the same shit they've been on from jump. also...let me just say before i do this...if you disagree i really don't care. you may just have bad taste and not know it. i don't blame you...some people like liver & onions for dinner and think cuba gooding jr can act so you're not alone...some people like wack things.
with that said...here's your list...the "Top 5 Wackest Rappers In the Game."
1. Shawty Lo (wackest of the wack)
in the game since: 2007 (solo) 2005 (with d4l)recent quotable: "hey-hey-hey, hey how you doin it's L-O/seven seat three i'm the one in the middle/and i don't need a beat i can rock it acapello/no one but two, all i needed was a skittle"
people who bought the album: should be shot.
quite possibly retarded...shawty lo is hands down one of the most garbage rappers of all time dead or alive. he was the wackest person in a wack group. he was able to make a buzz by admittedly paying radio stations to play his music. from the dumb ass "retard running in place" dance to the horrible lack of skills he is easily the top contender in any "wackest of all time" list. if they put the subject "wack rapper" in the dictionary shawty lo's picture should be next to it with the words "L-O...dey know dey know."
2. dj paul (of three 6 mafia...on left)
in the game since: 1995recent quotable: "now lawdy lawdy lawdy lawdy please lord have some mercy/this girl throwin judy i think she bout to hurt me/see she went front back then she went side to side/i'm throwin blanky jankies i think i need a ride."
people who bought the album: must like juicy j or just felt like wasting $15 bucks.
i would be surprised if anyone told me dj paul actually writes lyrics. because if he's taking time to sit down and write and still coming up with this shit he'd be better off and save time just going in and freestyling. the fact that he took a ridiculously wack hook written by his two retarded assistants and actually recorded it ("what you lookin at...i ain't a mirra") is even more evidence that dj paul is garbage. even worse...after watching their show i realized that even with the perception of being rich and winning an oscar they STILL couldn't get any honeys to their house overlooking hollywood hills. you have money and a house overlooking hollywood hills and you STILL can't get any hoes to the crib? talk about pathetic. the one subject he did try to rap about (pimpin) just went out the window at that point too.
3. jim jones
in the game since: 2004recent quotable: "i'm in the coop relaxin/you see the roof collapsin/we on top of things and we got them things/but we only sell them birds, you tryna cop a wing?"
people who bought the album: must be from harlem or must not be able to recognize the real from the fake
first can i just say the whole "i'm a rapper and i sell drugs" shit is played OUT. like...several years ago played out. combine that with the fact that this cat changes his voice when he raps/talks to try and sound hard with more bass and that's even lamer than the drug talk. the icing on the cake is him trying to be a blood but claiming he didn't bang when confronted at the nba all-star game in los angeles. new york cats or people in other states period than CA that all of a sudden just become gang bangers (ie lil wayne & baby, young jeezy, cam'ron etc) are in a category of their own for how lame they are. like Jay said "BIG you'd be ashamed to see new york gang bang/Pac you'd feel the same thang." Even 50 cent said "new york niggas copy shit like it's all good/fuck around be crip walkin the wrong hood." so at least someone has addressed it. then he starts beef with Jay Z about how he's balling...are you serious? that's like sam bowie telling kobe bryant he can't ball. THEN after dissing Jay he turns around and quotes Jay in several songs...so sad. but aside from his lack of lyrical talent all the other above mentioned items make him one of the wackest rappers alive without question.
4. tony yayo
in the game since: 2000recent quotable: "i lay my pimp game down when it comes to these bitches/they do what i say and obey all my wishes/wash all my clothes and my dirty dishes/i turn a sweet bitch into a switch blade mistress."
people who bought the album: i really don't know. if you bought this album there's really no hope for you. sorry.
tony yayo had to either kill someone for 50 back in the day when they were hustling, do time and take a wrap for 50 one of the times he went to jail or he must give better head than Karrine Stephans cause there is no explanation for why 50 disses young buck and treats lloyd banks like shit yet he loves this cat to death when he's the ONLY one in the crew that doesn't sell records. regarding him being garbage; he's 53 years old, spits rhymes a 12 year old could write and has no idea how to ride a beat. he tries...i'll give him that so he's not the wackest on this list but he's still in the top 5.
5. khia
in the game since: 2002recent quotable: "i'm not the one to tolerate you fucking other hoes/so you don't wanna act right then you gots to go/cause i'm hot fo sho that's how it goes/like a game of 4 squared d man gots to go."
people who bought the album: probably thought they were supporting a mentally challenged retired-stripper who was now a single mother rapping to feed her kids.
my neck my back was a club hit in the south and even that was wack. on top of that this girl tried to call herself queen of the south when no one knows who she is anymore. then she shows up on vh1's miss rap supreme (queen of the south battling nobody ass emcees on a reality show? yeah...) and got kicked off the first episode for spitting old written lyrics trying to demand respect WHILE MISSPELLING RESPECT! (r-e-s-p-e respect me r-e-s-p-e respect me). this is what happens when some dude puts the random beat up bullet wound havin stripper from around the way in the studio thinking he can make some extra money off of her. and in the process she started to believe she could actually rap. so so sad.
that's the list. i'm sure some will disagree...feel free to leave a comment (even an anonymous one if you want) with your opinion of who should of been on the list or honorable mentions or if you actually think one of these 5 can rap go ahead and leave some proof why. leave a quotable or a song where they said anything remotely hot and i'll send you $20 bucks. lol.
peace.
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i just have to comment on khia man. she is the trashiest, low class piece of work ever. just sick! ewww! look at that SHIRT!!
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