the above is not what you think it is. i was checking out a friend's blog and came across something that looked interesting. honestly the color of the packages in the picture stopped me and made look long enough to figure out what it was.
i almost ignored it after a quick glance because it looks like hair dye or some beauty product that as a straight man with no hair (shave my head) i could give a shit about.
but after reading the title of the post and the first few lines i realized it was actually hair dye (like i thought) for the "hair down there" (NOT like i thought). that's right...pubic hair dye. conveniently located by the condoms, lube and massage oils (which is basically scented lube).
definitely some new shit i was not aware of but it's interesting to say the least. i mean...i'm not big on hairy women whose crotches look like Ben Wallace or a happy trail that leads to a wilderbeast patch...i prefer trimmed nicely...maybe a creative shape/design even or shaved but i must admit...neon bright pink hair would definitely make me pause to take a second look.
that's probably the funnest idea of these and i'm into creative things to liven up sex. the other regular colors i'm thinking are for women who dye their hair and want to have the carpet match the curtains or older women who are going gray in more places than one and want the cooter to look young and vibrant? who knows...either way i figured some of you might find this interesting. if you've been with your man for a while or if you're dating and just want to put an extra touch on it then trust me...a man pulling off the boyshorts and finding a bright pink patch (i wonder if it glows in the dark? THAT would be off the hook!) will definitely add something new and is almost sure to get a response from whoever comes across your newly colored cooter.
sidenote: we need a new word for a woman's genitalia cause all the current ones are horrible: cooter, pussy, monkey, don't don't, vajayjay, twat etc. ladies...get together with each other and have a round table and let us know what you come up with. if you need any assistance let us know.
peace.
i almost ignored it after a quick glance because it looks like hair dye or some beauty product that as a straight man with no hair (shave my head) i could give a shit about.
but after reading the title of the post and the first few lines i realized it was actually hair dye (like i thought) for the "hair down there" (NOT like i thought). that's right...pubic hair dye. conveniently located by the condoms, lube and massage oils (which is basically scented lube).
definitely some new shit i was not aware of but it's interesting to say the least. i mean...i'm not big on hairy women whose crotches look like Ben Wallace or a happy trail that leads to a wilderbeast patch...i prefer trimmed nicely...maybe a creative shape/design even or shaved but i must admit...neon bright pink hair would definitely make me pause to take a second look.that's probably the funnest idea of these and i'm into creative things to liven up sex. the other regular colors i'm thinking are for women who dye their hair and want to have the carpet match the curtains or older women who are going gray in more places than one and want the cooter to look young and vibrant? who knows...either way i figured some of you might find this interesting. if you've been with your man for a while or if you're dating and just want to put an extra touch on it then trust me...a man pulling off the boyshorts and finding a bright pink patch (i wonder if it glows in the dark? THAT would be off the hook!) will definitely add something new and is almost sure to get a response from whoever comes across your newly colored cooter.
sidenote: we need a new word for a woman's genitalia cause all the current ones are horrible: cooter, pussy, monkey, don't don't, vajayjay, twat etc. ladies...get together with each other and have a round table and let us know what you come up with. if you need any assistance let us know.
peace.
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I prefer...The "Treasure Chest" Thank you very much!
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