Monday, July 14, 2008

jesse "the hater" jackson...

you try running for president as a black man and no one buys it. then you kind of lose credibility by (among other things) being a dead beat father and a male hoe. no one really pays attention to you anymore because you react and make a big thing out of EVERYTHING and you often try to act like you're standing up for your people as a whole when you're really just trying to get some attention and stay relevant. kind of like Al Sharpton without the perm.

Jesse Jackson tries to stand up for our people but how can you stand for a group of people when you can't even be an upstanding person and a good man yourself?

so what do you do when someone of color (like say Barack Obama) actually has a chance to become the first black president? you hate on him naturally. i mean...it makes sense...no one hates on black people more than each other so why should politics be any different right? right.

for those who haven't heard: Jesse Jackson said Obama was talking down to black people for telling our black men to be fathers and raise their children and to parents in general to set an example for the younger children of today (which anyone with any fucking sense knows is the truth and something a lot of people need to hear cause a lot of kids are a hot ass mess due to being raised or abandoned by hot ass mess parents) and that he wanted to cut Obama's nuts off. hmmm...sounds like a hater...looks like a hater...ladies and gentlemen i think we have a hater in our midst.

so here's to Jesse "the Hater" Jackson. a washed up dead beat father who can't stand to see a man of color actually make a change and have a chance to do what he and people like Sharpton couldn't...get us all to pay serious attention.

here's a collection of cartoons from around the presses about Hater Jackson. enjoy. shit...if he keeps this up they should let him work with the rest of those bitter hatin ass busted bitches that work for mediatakeout.com.

all comics are from Daryl Cagle's professional cartoonist index.









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