ok...first...here's the link for an article on a new trend that started in japan (but didn't take long for americans to turn it into the newest fad like they do so many other things).
basically they're carp fish (they're even calling them doctor fish...give me a fucking break) that work like most scavengers and shit eaters like crabs and leeches do. the same way some sea animals feed on whales...these little fish feed on crusty feet.
they swim around eating the dead skin off your feet and from in between your crusty nasty stankin ass toes. now...some say this is just using nature to our advantage...which would make sense if this were 10,000BC and we were the Flinstones. but in an age where vacuum cleaners push themselves, showers spray and clean themselves and there's a pill to help you do everything from losing your gut to fixing that cocked eye you have and to even give you a hard dick for 36 hours do we really need anything else to make us even more lazy?
i think if you need this then there's something wrong. or if this is what's up then fuck it...let's go all the way. lets find a snail that slides and slimes around and eats the germs that cause bad breath and we can call it listersnail. then lets find a spider that crawls up your ass and cleans your colon by balling up all your waste in a web that you shit out in one sticky webby ball of spider shit.
people...this should not be a trend. it's not hot. it's not creative. it's fucking nasty. because if i see a girl in there and all the fish are over in her area of the tank then i know that bitch is nasty and doesn't wash her feet let alone her stankin ass.
people...wash your feet. wash your ass and stop waiting for them to find an animal to come eat the crust off your stanking non-bathing ass. ya nasty sons a bitches.
basically they're carp fish (they're even calling them doctor fish...give me a fucking break) that work like most scavengers and shit eaters like crabs and leeches do. the same way some sea animals feed on whales...these little fish feed on crusty feet.they swim around eating the dead skin off your feet and from in between your crusty nasty stankin ass toes. now...some say this is just using nature to our advantage...which would make sense if this were 10,000BC and we were the Flinstones. but in an age where vacuum cleaners push themselves, showers spray and clean themselves and there's a pill to help you do everything from losing your gut to fixing that cocked eye you have and to even give you a hard dick for 36 hours do we really need anything else to make us even more lazy?
i think if you need this then there's something wrong. or if this is what's up then fuck it...let's go all the way. lets find a snail that slides and slimes around and eats the germs that cause bad breath and we can call it listersnail. then lets find a spider that crawls up your ass and cleans your colon by balling up all your waste in a web that you shit out in one sticky webby ball of spider shit.
people...this should not be a trend. it's not hot. it's not creative. it's fucking nasty. because if i see a girl in there and all the fish are over in her area of the tank then i know that bitch is nasty and doesn't wash her feet let alone her stankin ass.
people...wash your feet. wash your ass and stop waiting for them to find an animal to come eat the crust off your stanking non-bathing ass. ya nasty sons a bitches.
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