a little under 2 months ago i posted about Tila Tequila on the cover of King and the term "snakebutt" since i used it in the piece. for those that missed it or missed the definition of the term...here it is:
snake-butt (sneyk buht) Slang. a woman who, like a snake, has an ass; but if asked to, you could not immediately point it out or identify where it is.
so...with that i had a few people hit me up saying they were upset (all in fun of course...no one REALLY upset...at least i don't think so) that i discredited all the little booty honeys in the world and/or that a woman didn't have to have a nice ass (or evidently an ass at all) to be hot. now...i actually agree with that. so in light of that fact and to show my support for little booty honeys all over the world i present "5 Bad Chicks w/ Snakebutts." enjoy.
1. Cassie
Cassie in a word is BAD. no question about it. she's beautiful...has ridiculous lips & eyes and can dance. her singing not so much but she gets a pass because nowadays most singers selling records can't (i blame the people BUYING that shit not the people MAKING it). she's FIRE in her new video and even though i laugh and think "aww...that's so cute" when she does close ups of her butt i still can appreciate a good pair of boyshorts to accent what little booty she's working with. people love to call her Puffy's side piece or bust it baby but call her what you want the girl is bad...period.
2. Kerry Hilson
Kerry Hilson's video for her first single "energy" is currently on my short list for sexiest video of 2008. she doesn't look like or sound like anyone else in the game right now and that only makes her that much hotter. ass or no ass Kerry Hilson could get it. shit i might buy the album just because. i'm sure most of the songs will be more for women than guys but i gotta show my support for a chick this bad. i think i might go youtube that video right now.
3. Nicole Scherzinger
ok...so no i don't know her but i think i may possibly be in love with this girl. this girl is actually bad enough to make me listen to the Pussycat Dolls...now i won't buy the album BUT i will admit that i have downloaded "buttons" and "when i grow up" and have bumped those in the whip before...windows up of course. lol. but it's not just that she's beautiful...her swagger is crazy and you can see it in every video. singing "dontcha" you HAVE to be bad AND confident...Nicole is both...with little to no cakes to speak of.
4. Kourtney Kardashian
one of the OTHER Kardashian sisters. everyone knows Kim of course for different reasons. she definitely has the best body hands down of the 3 but in my opinion Kourtney is the cutest (the third isn't ugly...she's just not pretty compared to her sisters so she ends up being the ugly sister in THIS family...although Kim and Kourtney are tied for the dumbest sister so i guess it all works out) of the three. she's hot every time you see her and just too fucking cute to ignore. she's like a littler...cuter Kim Kardashian without the ass and without the whole "i got peed on by Ray J" thing.
5. Jessica Alba
white america loves Jessica now but we had her in "Honey" first. she was a hip hop dancing honey from the hood who just wanted to make it as a choreographer. the fact that she couldn't dance and really doesn't have any ass didn't stop her from doing her thing in the movie and hasn't kept her from being bad ever since. Jessica...like Cassie...has pretty eyes and nice lips so her overall beauty is incredible while not having any real cakes to speak of.
other notable women who didn't make the list include Lucy Lui, Angelina Jolie, Kerry Washington, Dania Ramirez and Meagan Fox.
the point is no...a woman does not have to have a nice ass to be attractive or even bad. a woman can have a very nice petite body with no video girl curves and still be a banger. hopefully now that i've made lists of women with and without curves who are all hot we can let this show that beautiful women come in many shades and shapes (not all...but many). i still think any woman 250lb heavy or Nichole Richie boney are nasty as hell but i'm willing to work with those in between the extremes.
peace.
snake-butt (sneyk buht) Slang. a woman who, like a snake, has an ass; but if asked to, you could not immediately point it out or identify where it is.
so...with that i had a few people hit me up saying they were upset (all in fun of course...no one REALLY upset...at least i don't think so) that i discredited all the little booty honeys in the world and/or that a woman didn't have to have a nice ass (or evidently an ass at all) to be hot. now...i actually agree with that. so in light of that fact and to show my support for little booty honeys all over the world i present "5 Bad Chicks w/ Snakebutts." enjoy.
1. Cassie
Cassie in a word is BAD. no question about it. she's beautiful...has ridiculous lips & eyes and can dance. her singing not so much but she gets a pass because nowadays most singers selling records can't (i blame the people BUYING that shit not the people MAKING it). she's FIRE in her new video and even though i laugh and think "aww...that's so cute" when she does close ups of her butt i still can appreciate a good pair of boyshorts to accent what little booty she's working with. people love to call her Puffy's side piece or bust it baby but call her what you want the girl is bad...period.
2. Kerry Hilson
Kerry Hilson's video for her first single "energy" is currently on my short list for sexiest video of 2008. she doesn't look like or sound like anyone else in the game right now and that only makes her that much hotter. ass or no ass Kerry Hilson could get it. shit i might buy the album just because. i'm sure most of the songs will be more for women than guys but i gotta show my support for a chick this bad. i think i might go youtube that video right now.
3. Nicole Scherzinger
ok...so no i don't know her but i think i may possibly be in love with this girl. this girl is actually bad enough to make me listen to the Pussycat Dolls...now i won't buy the album BUT i will admit that i have downloaded "buttons" and "when i grow up" and have bumped those in the whip before...windows up of course. lol. but it's not just that she's beautiful...her swagger is crazy and you can see it in every video. singing "dontcha" you HAVE to be bad AND confident...Nicole is both...with little to no cakes to speak of.
4. Kourtney Kardashian
one of the OTHER Kardashian sisters. everyone knows Kim of course for different reasons. she definitely has the best body hands down of the 3 but in my opinion Kourtney is the cutest (the third isn't ugly...she's just not pretty compared to her sisters so she ends up being the ugly sister in THIS family...although Kim and Kourtney are tied for the dumbest sister so i guess it all works out) of the three. she's hot every time you see her and just too fucking cute to ignore. she's like a littler...cuter Kim Kardashian without the ass and without the whole "i got peed on by Ray J" thing.
5. Jessica Alba
white america loves Jessica now but we had her in "Honey" first. she was a hip hop dancing honey from the hood who just wanted to make it as a choreographer. the fact that she couldn't dance and really doesn't have any ass didn't stop her from doing her thing in the movie and hasn't kept her from being bad ever since. Jessica...like Cassie...has pretty eyes and nice lips so her overall beauty is incredible while not having any real cakes to speak of.
other notable women who didn't make the list include Lucy Lui, Angelina Jolie, Kerry Washington, Dania Ramirez and Meagan Fox.
the point is no...a woman does not have to have a nice ass to be attractive or even bad. a woman can have a very nice petite body with no video girl curves and still be a banger. hopefully now that i've made lists of women with and without curves who are all hot we can let this show that beautiful women come in many shades and shapes (not all...but many). i still think any woman 250lb heavy or Nichole Richie boney are nasty as hell but i'm willing to work with those in between the extremes.
peace.
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Kerry Washington!? Really!? Obviously you haven't seen The Last King of Scotland.
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