just stop being lazy and wash your ass...

ok...first...here's the link for an article on a new trend that started in japan (but didn't take long for americans to turn it into the newest fad like they do so many other things).

basically they're carp fish (they're even calling them doctor fish...give me a fucking break) that work like most scavengers and shit eaters like crabs and leeches do. the same way some sea animals feed on whales...these little fish feed on crusty feet.

they swim around eating the dead skin off your feet and from in between your crusty nasty stankin ass toes. now...some say this is just using nature to our advantage...which would make sense if this were 10,000BC and we were the Flinstones. but in an age where vacuum cleaners push themselves, showers spray and clean themselves and there's a pill to help you do everything from losing your gut to fixing that cocked eye you have and to even give you a hard dick for 36 hours do we really need anything else to make us even more lazy?

i think if you need this then there's something wrong. or if this is what's up then fuck it...let's go all the way. lets find a snail that slides and slimes around and eats the germs that cause bad breath and we can call it listersnail. then lets find a spider that crawls up your ass and cleans your colon by balling up all your waste in a web that you shit out in one sticky webby ball of spider shit.

people...this should not be a trend. it's not hot. it's not creative. it's fucking nasty. because if i see a girl in there and all the fish are over in her area of the tank then i know that bitch is nasty and doesn't wash her feet let alone her stankin ass.

people...wash your feet. wash your ass and stop waiting for them to find an animal to come eat the crust off your stanking non-bathing ass. ya nasty sons a bitches.

new cell phones on the market!!!

is it just me...or have phone companies gotten out of control with some of the names they're coming up with for cell phones nowadays? it's like they're trying to make their phone the hottest on the market by giving it a crazy name when most cell phones basically do the same thing with a few exceptions. i mean...try finding a cell phone that doesn't have a camera, mp3 music, bluetooth, aim and a calendar/planner. after that you have a few flip phones, a couple with touch screens etc but other than that they all do the same shit. but they come up with the craziest names to make their phone seem taboo or like it's the hottest shit you need to spend $500 on just to be the first to have it.

for example...you have the samsung touch: pretty self explanatory. touch screen. woo-hoo! nothing else really unique or special but the name "touch" sounds sexy. at least it makes sense on this phone.

then you have the LG Rumor. this phone supposedly has bigger buttons and the easily accessible keyboard that makes it the fastest easiest phone to text (usually some bullshit) to everyone you know. but the name rumor is basically admitting most of the people with the phone will be texting some bullshit to people. so if you're the type that can't wait to tell everyone shit that most people with jobs and bills and shit could care less about this phone is for you.

finally there's the LG Dare. touchscreen. supposedly the "iPhone killer" because it has all the features that has without the need to pay $50 to download text software, email software, phonebook software and all the other shit the iPhone needs after you buy it. but...dare? it's a cell phone. other than daring someone to pay the bill what's there to dare about it? shit i dare you to call your baby momma and tell her that her cousin gives better head than her? exactly.

anyway...with all this said i think if they're going to have all these crazy edgy names then they should give the phones names and features that are appropriate and that customers can relate to in real life instead of all this other nonsense they're doing. so with that said i'll be starting my own cell phone company. you can purchase one of my phones and use any service with it since a lot of you don't pay your bills on time any damn way. here are the first phone models available this christmas.

1. the "LG Caught Up"

like dating someone then fucking their best friend, or relative or your friend's girl/man and not being slick about the dirt you do at all? then this is the phone for you. this phone is for the sneaky and the trifling who THINK they're slick but are about as slick as sandpaper. for the guys who think they're players when they're too dumb to know how to be slick or if you're a woman that is promiscuous but too stupid to spell it then this is the phone for you. if you think programming your other girl's number under code names is a smart idea this is the phone for you. for the person who gets caught cheating or being trifling and gets mad at the person that caught them instead of their damn selves for being sloppy. this is the phone for you.

2. the "Samsung He Said He Wouldn't Show Anyone" camera phone

are you the type of dumb bitch that lets a dude film you from behind or giving him head on the 2nd date? then get shocked when he posts it on youtube or sends it to everyone you know because you stopped talking to him or stood him up or embarrassed him at the club. this is the phone for you. the girl who lets every guy she sleeps with take pictures of it...film it or sends him naked pictures then later tells him to go fuck himself. the woman who hasn't realized the best way to keep someone from finding out you're a hoe is to not let anyone tape you being a hoe...this is the perfect phone for you.

3. the "Motorola Bitch Who You Textin"

this phone is a perfect gift from the overly insecure and controlling man for his unfortunate female mate. it slides open to show a full keyboard that plays a voice saying "i'm fucking someone else and his dick is bigger than yours" every time you hit a letter key..."i sucked up the nigga that was at the light with bigger rims than yours" when you hit a numeric key and finally "nigga you ain't shit and that's why i hate you" when you hit the space bar. it also has an easy to break password so nosy overprotective paranoid controlling boyfriends and baby daddies can easily break your password and snoop through your phone.

(the Motorola Bitch Who You Textin is also available in blue, silver or black as the "Motorola Nigga I Know You Cheatin" for those guys out there that have nosy, insecure girlfriends and baby momma's that are damaged, paranoid and have trust issues they won't let go of and continue to make you and anyone else they date pay for...over and over again)

4. the "Nokia This Muthafucka's Broke"

this is for the person who doesn't pay their bill on time and always ends up calling you two weeks later asking if you called them cause they "lost" their phone or their phone "was broken so they had to turn it off until they got the new one in the mail." it's just a regular flip phone but has cool new voicemail features. after your broke ass doesn't pay your phone bill if anyone calls you they will get an automated message saying "this broke muthafucka didn't pay their bill this month...again...so at this time you cannot leave this broke muthafucka a message. if you would like to leave a message or a numeric message please give this broke muthafucka $40 to put some more minutes on this raggedy muthafuckin phone. thank you."

that's it for this holiday season. more phone models will be revealed as they arrive in stores. hopefully this helps with your holiday shopping this year.

peace.

big girls with benefits...

i have two friends that i think are chubby chasers. i don't think either of them have made a conscious decision to only go after big girls but whether they know it or not they're chubby chasers. (kind of like that guy in high school everyone knew was gay EXCEPT them and then they come out and get mad when no one is shocked or surprised...kind of like that).

the women they date are typically on the healthy/hefty side (i know hefty is so NOT a sexy word but it fits...sorry) and once you're in your 20's that's not a trend or a phase...you like em big. now...i'm not talking thick like

Toccara: as long as she'd shut up for 5 minutes she could definitely get it. for the record...she is the epitome of thick. she's not a big girl. all her curves and weight are in the right place...it's just that she has a voice made to break glass windows and shatter eardrums.

Trina: true...she does look like E.T. but...if anyone out there is still confused...women...NO ONE LIKES TRINA BECAUSE OF HER MUSIC OR HER FACE...no one. trust me.

or Angel Lola Luv: no real words other than jesus christ and no...her ass is not too big.

no...i'm not talking thick like the girls above...i'm talking big girls. (sidenote: it's not about weight...it's all in how you wear it). we're talking Star Jones before the surgery...like comedian Mo'Nique from the Parkers big. big girl doesn't necessarily mean obese or sloppy. some big girls dress hot. and most big girls ALWAYS have their hair and nails done.

anyway...i'm getting off track...back to the point. i have a few friends who are chubby chasers and an uncle who told me cute/pretty girls come with headaches and have too much attitude and most can't cook or do shit but sit there and look cute (which is true about a lot of but not all pretty women) and that i should get a "fluffy girl" because "fluffy girls need love too."

so that made me think...there are some advantages to dating a big girl. that's a little too much lovin for me but i thought i'd lay out a few benefits i could think of in reason for dating a big woman.

1. warm in the winter time

for those that live in southern cali like me this may not be a concern. but for brothas living in denver, chicago or new york in the winter time cuddling up to a skinny honey when it's cold out isn't much help. imagine if you could wrap up in a big girl's love. shit...throw one of those thigh-looking arms over you and you're good. no frostbite tonight!

2. everything feels like a titty

ok...so imagine you're in bed and it's dark. you're kind of in the mood and want to feel on a little something. with any regular girl you gotta take into account what she's wearing. do i have to unfasten a bra? sneak under a shirt? slide the draws off? etc. with a big girl it doesn't matter what direction you go or what you grab. everything feels breasts or an ass cheek. shit...you could get escited rubbin on her big ass smooth ass elbow...just pretend she has really flat nipples.

3. you KNOW she can cook

well...at least there's a good chance. when you have that much experience with food chances are you learned SOMETHING a long the way. how to crack an egg...season a turkey leg...shit she at least has to know how to make a sandwich to be that big. it's not a sure thing that all big girls can cook...but i bet you even Oprah's rich ass can cook better than Nicole Richie.

4. great personality

what do girls ALWAYS say about their big girl friends when they're trying to hook someone up with them or convince someone to go out with them on a double date? "she's cool as hell and she's got a great personality." right? right. see...when you look like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls you can have an attitude and get away with it. when you look like that big girl from Xscape (remember her?) you're not really cute enough to have all that attitude and smart ass comments or else you'll end up getting left even by your friends. nothing worse than an ugly or big girl with an attitude. and they know that cause when you're not much to look at you have to have some kind of upside to you. which goes back to big girls always having their hair and nails done. they have to put in a little extra effort.

5. all big girls give a lot of head...so they must be good at it

now this is more a guess but i'm saying...practice has to add up to skill sooner or later right? as far as the "a lot" part...think back to high school. remember that big girl that was a hoe? everyone made fun of her but everyone knew she got caught giving head in several different places. in the library, at an assembly, behind the bungalo's etc. i don't know why but it seems like big girls are always known for giving head to half the school. some pretty girls act like a guy should feel honored to get head from them. wtf? any woman who says she doesn't do that in 2008 is either a fucking liar or plans on being lonely her WHOLE life. trust me women (and men)...you wanna keep your mate happy...give some head. no one has ever been upset while getting head unless it was horrible.

that's just a few things i could think of. but...in looking at that list...i still don't think the swole honeys are for me...but i can see why some men might prefer them i guess. to each his own. whatever floats your boat right? or whatever almost sinks it in this case.

peace.

wal-mart greeter

An ugly woman in house shoes and clothes that look like she just got out of bed walks into wal-mart with her two kids following her. she's cursing at them and yelling the whole way into the store and they pay her no attention playing and laughing and continuing to act up.

the wal-mart greeter says "hello and welcome to wal-mart ma'am. nice kids you have there-are they twins?"

the ugly woman stops mid walk and looks the greeter up and down and says "what? twins? are you retarded? my son is 9 years old and my daughter is 5! almost half his age. you too stupid to see that? that why you workin at wal-mart?"

the wal-mart greeter says "well no ma'am. i just couldn't believe someone actually fucked you twice. have a nice day."

jesse "the hater" jackson...

you try running for president as a black man and no one buys it. then you kind of lose credibility by (among other things) being a dead beat father and a male hoe. no one really pays attention to you anymore because you react and make a big thing out of EVERYTHING and you often try to act like you're standing up for your people as a whole when you're really just trying to get some attention and stay relevant. kind of like Al Sharpton without the perm.

Jesse Jackson tries to stand up for our people but how can you stand for a group of people when you can't even be an upstanding person and a good man yourself?

so what do you do when someone of color (like say Barack Obama) actually has a chance to become the first black president? you hate on him naturally. i mean...it makes sense...no one hates on black people more than each other so why should politics be any different right? right.

for those who haven't heard: Jesse Jackson said Obama was talking down to black people for telling our black men to be fathers and raise their children and to parents in general to set an example for the younger children of today (which anyone with any fucking sense knows is the truth and something a lot of people need to hear cause a lot of kids are a hot ass mess due to being raised or abandoned by hot ass mess parents) and that he wanted to cut Obama's nuts off. hmmm...sounds like a hater...looks like a hater...ladies and gentlemen i think we have a hater in our midst.

so here's to Jesse "the Hater" Jackson. a washed up dead beat father who can't stand to see a man of color actually make a change and have a chance to do what he and people like Sharpton couldn't...get us all to pay serious attention.

here's a collection of cartoons from around the presses about Hater Jackson. enjoy. shit...if he keeps this up they should let him work with the rest of those bitter hatin ass busted bitches that work for mediatakeout.com.

all comics are from Daryl Cagle's professional cartoonist index.

Robert Child Molester Kelly...

i know i'm a little late but honestly i didn't want to talk about it because he disgusts me and i kind of knew he'd get off. so my issue wasn't that he got off(although i was surprised with the lame ass reason they let him off which was even worse of an excuse than OJ...and yes...OJ also did it and should also be in jail...i don't give a fuck what ethnicity they are) but more at how happy some people were and how man women continue to support him. to anyone that thinks i'm just hating...you're beyond my help and too blind to see what's going on and thing child molesters and pedophiles are just misunderstood huh? well...i won't try to change your mind. but to those with some kind of common sense...

put simply...R. Kelly should be in prison

let's go ahead and get the bullshit out the way. R Kelly is a molester (not a rapist cause the little girls in the video were fast and pretty much already hoes...which is not unheard of since we all know hoes we went to school with when we were 15) a pervert and a pedophile.

the fucked up ironic part is that the one's supporting him (aside from other pedophile molester ass men) are women. most dudes stopped fucking with R Kelly like that a while ago (and any dude still using his music to game girl up or set the mood are WAY out of touch and are probably fishing for rats anyway). his music has turned into audio coonery about braids and peach cobbler but women still love and support this nigga. this muthafucka even named himself the Pied Piper and started running around with a cloth mask on with his grown ass!! now...many of you may know the children's tale about a Pied Piper. but some may not know that the children's story was made up because there was a person they called the Pied Piper who used to lure children with toys and music and kidnap them to rape them and kill them. now...you think it's a coincidence this child molester ass Robert chose that as a nick name?

anyone with a little sister or a daughter should not only not support the decision (i don't give a fuck what anyone says...moles can be removed...he fucked and pissed on those little girls) of him not going to jail they should stop going to his shows and let him know that shit is not ok. he's no different than the 32 year old niggas that hang out around high schools trying to game up some little 15 year old (who is dumb and naive as hell and thinks an older man actually means something when grown man who fucks with 15 year olds ain't about shit either) because a grown ass woman is too smart to fall for their lame ass games.

however...pedophilia in the black community is nothing new. it has been widely done and widely ignored because there are so many older black men who try to approach and sleep with little teenage high school and jr high school girls. people have not only done it and let it slide...many artists have even talked about it proudly with no shame in their songs. don't believe me? check these quotables out:

DeVoe in Do Me, Baby by Bel Biv DeVoe - "backstage ,underage, adolescence, how ya doin? fine she replied, high side i like to do the wild thing"

Snoop Dogg in Only In California by Mack 10 - "i'm hangin at the high school gettin at them young bitches."

LL Cool J in Big Ol Butt - "she's only 16...but yo she's a freak."

not to mention every woman knows a nasty older man that tried to get at them when they were little whether it be a nasty friend of the family, some random old man at the store or an overly friendly pastor or member of their church.

black women wonder why they don't get respect in today's society? try not supporting every single artist that degrades you like Plies and molestor ass singers like R Kelly (cause it's not the dudes buying those albums or going to their shows). either way...this fruitcake ass dude needs to be in prison.

in the news...

not a lot going on today. tired from a long (but good) 3 1/2 day weekend and my god daughter's first birthday part sunday. kind of drained. and i think one of those biological warfare ass little kids got me sick. but...still thought i'd share a few interesting things i read today.

enjoy. (you can click any of the titles to read the original articles).

1. Italian Vogue releases their "Black" issue

Italian Vogue (which is huge in the fashion world) released an all black-model issue to push the statement that "black is beautiful" which still hasn't caught on in a lot of circles (other than the african models with baby afros they use for runway shows). i don't read Vogue or follow fashion like that but i'm happy to see chocolate honeys get their shine.

2. Woman killed because she wanted out of arranged marriage

this is just crazy. i'll let you read the article and won't say too much other than some cultural traditions are just stupid to me. i know it's hard to change what you've been told all your life but education should help show us the errors of a lot of things we hold onto in the name of "tradition." the problem is a lot of people just do things because that's just "how i was raised" or "that's how it's done" etc.

3. Starbuck's closing cartoons

a collection of some comics about Starbuck's closing which pretty much express my thoughts on the subject. i don't drink coffee but even if i did having only 2 on my block instead of 3 is not going to kill anyone.

although...you know it's bad when they're closing. i wonder how much this has to do with Dunkin and McDonald's trying to step their latte game up.

4. Gay marriage back in the news

look...i don't think ugly or stupid people should be able to get married and make more ugly dumb kids together but the difference is you don't see me protesting their right to do it. i don't care who marries who gay straight ugly fat or otherwise.

now...before someone throws the bible argument in there...half the people that use that argument probably haven't read the bible for themselves and not everyone shares the beliefs you have (even though a lot of people mainly have them because they were raised with them but that's another issue). the quran muslims should not drink alcohol or eat pork but you don't see them protesting someone at TGIF taking patron shots in between bites of their pulled pork sandwhich...cause it's NONE OF THEIR DAMN BUSINESS.

i'm not gay or married but if someone wants to marry someone of the same sex i don't give a fuck. shit i don't care about straight marriages. other than my eventual marriage in the future i could care less who marries who. and the nerve of people to say it's sacred when we have all these "Who Wants to Marry A Bachelor" shows and Flavor Flav's old roach-lookin ass on tv fucking 22 year olds. man please. save that bullshit for someone who's dumb enough to buy it. people love getting worked up for issues that aren't important rather than focusing on why our kids aren't getting any education worth a shit and why so many minorities end up in prison or why our economy is going to hell. with all this going on you want worry about Chuck & Larry shackin up and tying the knot? who cares? if you don't believe in it then DON'T DO IT. but i wish people would stop pushing their beliefs on other people and stop wasting my time and tax money on this dumb shit and work on getting these crazy ass gas prices back under control.

and isn't "mind your own business" or "worry about yourself not everyone else" something people teach their kids? i swear...no wonder kids are so fucked up these days when the adults of the world are a bunch of hypocrites and liars.

5. Black athlete qualifies for Olympic swim team

that's kind of big right? don't know if we'll take this one over like we did basketball or football among others though. we might just have to hope for a Tiger Woods-like situation where there are still not A LOT of brothas but at least one that's whoopin people's asses on a regular basis.

that's it for now. just a few things i read that were kind of cool interesting stories.

peace.

booty sweat? for real?

on a lighter note...

the new movie Tropic Thunder is going to be releasing an energy drink as part of the promotion for the film. it's not necessarily a real product but i guess since they'll be selling it for a while when the movie is out it is.

yes...it's an energy drink called "Booty Sweat."

not quite sure if it will taste like ass sweat (or what ass sweat even tastes like) but i'm sure people will be buying this. someone you know will be drinking this thinking it's funny. shit...i'm tempted to get it just to see what it actually tastes like but my anti-coonery ways won't allow me to. there's just certain shit i can't do. walking around as a young black man with a drink called booty sweat is one of them. (my mexican and chinese sides won't really allow it either).

but nonetheless...if you ever wished they would put sweat from the crack of someone's ass in a bottle so you didn't have to actually deal with the sweaty ass smell this drink is for you. all i keep thinking about is when rapist-molester ass R. Kelly has his face ear-deep in that girls ass in one of the videos. i'm sure he'll be buying this by the case if they carry it at Costco or Sam's Club since he obviously loves tossed salad with ass sweat dressing.

now...this may sound completely out of line and disgusting but...depending on whose ass it was i might take a sample from the source. lol. i know i know. completely disgusting but i'm saying...i'm just saying...if it was Alicia Keys' ass then not only would i sample it but i would try to get a job bottling it myself FOR HER. there are a few others i'd take that job for but i think i've said enough already.

peace.

you need your ass whooped...

so i'm sure you're going to say i'm trippin today or on one but yes...this is another post about stupid people.

i believe some stupid people should have their ass whooped. period. may sound close minded but some people do. i know you're not supposed to whoop anyone ass but your own children but some grown ass stupid people need their ass whooped more than a child does.

now...we're not talking about mentally challenged people who genuinely have a mental disability. no...we're talking about the people who have no mental disability at all and are just dumb as shit and stupid as all hell...them.

for example...any woman who believes that a pill that makes you have one period a year is a good idea because you won't get pregnant you need your ass whooped and when you end up with a blood clot or with your cooter permanently out of commission you have no one to blame but yourself. how about closing your legs or being a bit more selective or at least using protection as an idea?

any grown ass man with kids who thinks pulling up to the albertson's parking lot yelling "cds dvds...dvds cds" is a good career move and a good way to provide for your kids (and before you think i'm crazy i know someone who had a baby's father that does this) you need your ass beat. you deserve to have your kids taken and be arrested for selling bootleg versions of soul plane 2.

if you can't pay your rent because you spent $60 on a fucked up weave and another $40 on a tacky hooker outfit and tickets to go see Kat Williams at Universal Studios (again...another real life example) you need your ass whooped.

if you live in an apartment off normandie and mlk with your baby momma, mother, sister, grandmother and uncle who just got out but you have a brand new escalade outside on 20's you need your ass whooped.

if your girl or man was with someone else when they met you and left that person for you THEN later cheated on you then you have NO RIGHT to be upset. they were like this when they met your dumb ass. you need your ass whooped for thinking you were any different than the person they cheated on WITH you. idiot.

if you met your girl/man in the club and now that you're together you're upset because they're BACK in the club shakin their ass and getting drinks for/from someone else and they don't know how to stay at home or go somewhere besides the club every week you have no business being surprised or upset. you need your ass whooped for thinking YOU were going to come along and change what this raggedy ass person has been doing their whole fucking life before during and after they met your dumb ass.

women...if you got with a man because he had a nice car with rims and 3 chains and because his watch was shining and he was poppin cris when you met him only for you to realize later on that he wasn't about shit and wasn't good father or boyfriend material and now you wonder why he's not a good father to your child together then you need your ass whooped boo. i feel no sympathy for your dumb ass in picking a man based on his car and his jewels. riding in his car and giving up the draws doesn't make you have money. you're still broke and you still eventually have to go home baby.

if you think you're deep and know what's going on in the world but you've never picked up a book after high school or read the newspaper or watched the news and you check mediatakeout.com more than you do msnbc.com or cnn or the only things you read are KING magazine and VIBE magazine you need your ass whooped. you know nothing and your opinion is worth less than that.

if you let a man pay your rent, feed your child (that's not his) and take you out then he flips out when you don't give up some love or he finds out you're fucking another dude on the side you probably did need your ass whooped. now...though it's never right for a man to hit a woman certain people need their ass whooped. men and women. you're not SUPPOSED to whoop a grown person's ass but i can see why the desire to do so could happen. if you think the man is wrong then get a job...feed your own goddamn kids and pay your own goddamn rent and stop depending on someone else for everything in your lazy fucking life.

if you've been on maury and were happy you found your baby's daddy on the fourth try or you were the guy and you danced around like a clown after finding out you weren't you both need your ass whooped for ruining an innocent childs life.

if you have a child and you don't know what they're studying in school or who their teachers are or even who their friends are you need your ass whooped.

if your rims cost more than the car you put them on you need your ass whooped.

if you spent more on your grill and your wardrobe than you did on investing in anything worthwhile you need your ass whooped.

if you spend more time in the club, standing around in a parking lot, at a strip club or going to bars than you do doing anything to better your life you need your ass whooped and i pray you don't have kids.

if you read this entire blog and have no idea what i'm talking about or don't have a clue why some of these things are a problem...well there's no point in whoopin your ass cause it would be a waste of time at this point.

peace.

do you have a license for that child?

something has been on my mind lately. the things we do and don't have to have a license for in life.

people have to have a license to own a gun. a license to practice medicine or even be a professional masseuse. you need a license to drive a car and a different license to ride a motorcycle, fly a plane or drive a big rig or bus. so there are several kinds of driver's licenses you can get. you need a license to marry people. to be a lawyer or a detective (even though all women think they're professionals at both). you need a license to sell alcohol. a license to sell adult magazines. restaurants need a license to serve food and operate their business. mechanics have to be licensed (unless it's your uncle Ray's shop off 54th and Crenshaw) to work at most big companies. you need a license for almost everything in life.

but...one of the things you DON'T need a license for is having kids. people should have to get a license to have a child. i know this may sound crazy or on some V for Vendetta big brother government type stuff but for the better of our community we should have to have a license to have kids.

you should have to at least pass a test before you can had a kid. stupid people should not be able to breed or raise children. because all they do is bring more dumb fucks into the world. think about some of the people you know that are too stupid or retarded to raise a child (sad part is i bet some of them have kids).

think about the 5 dumbest most ignorant muthafuckas you know (i use the word muthafuckas because it fits)...i bet you 3 of them have kids. right? do we REALLY need another one of them running around? really? name one thing they have contributed to society or life in general.

now ugly people i don't care about. although it would be nice to stop them from having kids some of the best parents i know happen to be ugly people with ugly little babies (although sometimes the kid gets lucky like Alicia Keys or Keyshia Cole and isn't as ugly as their ugly ass mommas). so...i don't think we should take the rights of ugly people to breed away. BUT...i do feel stupid people should have their right to breed taken away. if the license thing doesn't work and they just start having kids underground or illegally so to speak then maybe we look at neutering them or spading them. i know i know it sounds harsh but think about it...if stupid people weren't allowed to have and raise little stupid ignorant people we wouldn't have a lot of the dumb asses we have now.

think about it...no George W Bush, no Bobby Brown, no OJ Simpson, no Michael Jackson (yes he did a lot for music but he's also done a lot to embarass black people and humans in general so i think it's a fair trade off...plus we have Omarion, Neyo, Usher and Chris Brown just copying and redoing everything he did anyway), no Ms South Dakota (the dumb girl who said all the people in the americas didn't read because there are no maps in the world), no Brittney Spears or Kevin Federline, no Flavor Flav, no Plies, no Lil Boosie, no Khia, none of those dumb annoying bitches on the Hills and the list goes on and on forever. wouldn't the world be a better place?

we're overpopulated and our resources are overused and there are a lot of benefits we'd get by eliminating stupid people from breeding and making more little dumb fucks such as:

1. less traffic (anyone in LA or NY can appreciate this one)

2. no more getting frustrated about that stupid muthafucka at work that gets on your nerves

4. you could go see a black movie without worrying about someone starting a fight and fucking up the movie you just paid $17.50 to watch

5. less paying tax money for retarded ass law suits (someone burning themselves and suing a company because they're coffee was actually hot or suing because mcdonalds food made them fat...wtf?!)

6. no more flavor's of love, rocks of love, tila tequila hookers of love and no New York or her momma EVER!

7. no more being embarrassed every time they interview a black professional athlete or rapper on television because they can't talk intelligently about anything

8. no more clueless uneducated ignorant rednecks voting for the anti-christ because they're equally retarded mother or neighbor told them Obama was a muslim who hates america and was born in africa and raised by al-qaida

9. no more people believing our government didn't allow 0-11 to happen so they could pass any law they wanted while american's were all scared to go to the mall cause someone was going to fly a plane into a mall in kentucky (fyi no one is going to blow up anything outside of new york...there are no terrorist plotting on lake elsinore or temecula or little rock arkansas).

10. no more of that fucking soulja boy song and no more dumb shit on the radio.

sounds like a nice place to live doesn't it? so i ask all of you...write your congressman, write the president, tell your momma,

NO MORE STUPID PEOPLE HAVING KIDS. NO MORE DUMB PEOPLE BREEDING MORE DUMB PEOPLE! NEUTER EM! SPADE EM! SHIP EM TO IRAQ AND BRING THE TROOPS HOME! do it for your country. do it for a better world. do it for the kids.

oh shit!

you know that moment between tripping and actually hitting the ground? that split second where things seem to pause or move in slow motion...the time it takes for your brain to realize there's a stapler (or ball or rock or fist or whatever) flying at your head and the second it takes for your brain to process it then you suddenly feel the pain? that moment.

well someone sent me an email today where a few of those moments were captured on camera so i thought i'd share. some are funny...some will make you cringe but all of them should make you say "oh shi....."

enjoy (and be glad it wasn't you).

i don't know if he just fell on his own (no one else seems to be on the ground with him) and the car ran over him or if he got hit by the car OR if he was trying to hand the person in the car something but either way he won't be feeling good in a second. at least it looks like his bike didn't get messed up.


look at the guy's face that actually got hit. he won't be buying cracker jacks or popcorn or anything other than ensure shakes for a while. but that's not the only funny thing in this picture. check out the lady behind him and her reaction. hilarious. then there's a few people not even close to him on the far left that jumped more than he did. but the best one is the little girl to the left that just put her hands up because other people were doing it and the lady directly behind him who kept eating her popcorn/cracker jacks and isn't even flinching. THAT is priceless.

so this one is in the "slow motion" phase. at this point he's wondering how he's about to make this work with as little pain as possible. the fact that he's posing like he's flying gets him some cool points but all that cool shit will be out the window in a second or two.

at least it's his teammate. can't be too mad at your teammate. especially if you're the one that fell in front of him in the first place.

this one is good because you can actually see the "oh shit" face on the guy riding the bike. he already knows the wheel is gone. he already knows he's about to eat it and he already deserves to have his face planted for wearing that rag like mrs. butterworth instead of wearing a helmet.

this one actually made me cringe. i think the tip is going to break skin again. but even if it doesn't this one is kind of hard to look at and not rub or grab your own leg. but again...this one was completely avoidable. people run from and play with bulls because there's a chance stuff like this might happen. so you can't really be that mad or surprised when it does. you're actually kind of asking for it when you really think about it. it's like smoking cigarettes and being shocked or depressed when your doctor tells you that you have cancer. you kind of had it coming.

another bull one. i swear the whole running of the bulls thing makes me feel like they were asking for it. this guy is just an idiot. he should have just run and dove as far as he could have. it looks like he just kept running like he could run on water. so he'll make it to the water but the bull actually jumped and will be coming in on top of him in a second. good luck david blaine look-alike.

i really don't feel bad for these guys. even less so than the last two idiots. i know it's a mexican tradition but when you get several guys around dressed in pink michael jackson outfits stabbing a bull with swords and playing with him i don't know about you...but i kind of start rooting for the one with the horns. this guy will probably never shit right again in his life. he might not have kids either. he's actually probably a little past that moment and already feeling the pain.

this last one is definitely at that "oh shit" moment. it doesn't get any closer than this. this picture should be in the dictionary next to the term "oh shit." this one is going to hurt. and his friend who has a perfect view will be telling everyone this story for a while. kneepads: check. elbow pads: check. helmet: check. braces and broken nose: check.

just be glad none of these cats was you.

pimpin since been pimpin...

how funny is it that the first city Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton will campaign together in with her supporting him is named Unity, New Hampshire? isn't that cute?

he cut a check to cover the millions she ended up in debt (mainly for being hard headed and not gracefully bowing out sooner) and now it's all love in the Democratic party. which i think they need to defeat George Bush Vol 2 (McCain...who is even older, crankier and more hell bent on going to war with the entire world than retarded ass Bush is) even Bill said he'd support Obama in any way he could during his campaign to the white house. although i'm sure he's disappointed he won't be able to run around the white house pinching secretary asses...or will he?

look at this picture of Hillary & Barrack arriving as allies for the first time on the same jet. is it me or is that the "girl i can't believe you are still that flexible after putting Bill put all those miles on that old wrinkly monkey...you're an old ass freak!" look on Barrack's face and the "yeah...that first leg was a little hard to get behind my head but once i got that first one up there..." on Hillary's face.

i'm saying...Barrack might have tapped that ass on the plane ride. i mean we all can admit he's a smooth talker right? even his critics say he has no experience and just hypnotizes people with his words and eloquent manner. so why couldn't he talk ol' Hillary Rodham out them draws? it can't be that hard. she's old and probably lonely cause Bill is out with the young(er) honeys and she has to be so tough and stern all the time running for president. she might enjoy being handled every now and then. not to mention Barrack cut a check to cover her campaign debts.

now before the ladies send me any hate mail or leave some crazy anonymous comments. no...if a man buys you dinner or takes you to the movies you do not OWE him anything or have to give up the draws. but...if that man cuts a check for $26 million dollars to get YOU out of debt? well then yes you owe him not only the draws but all the freaky gutterbucket shit you said you wouldn't do after you were out of college. i'm talking magic city pornographic freaknik 96 type shit. be mad if you want. that's almost $30 million. she should have backflipped butt ass naked into the jet like "Barrack...come get this ass baby it's yours daddy."

i'm sayin...

don't believe me? look at this picture...

look at Barrack. look at him! anyone with any dating or sexual experience knows that's the "look like i'm listening while trying to figure out how i'm going to get her out them bloomers (Hillary's too old for sexy draws like boy shorts & shit)" trick. and she (like most women at this point) has no idea he's plotting on her and thinking about all the nasty shit he's going to do to her while she genuinely is just telling a story and making conversation. his ass isn't listening to all that bullshit. that man has a plan. THEN he's wearing a tie that matches her pant suit? that's not coincidence...THAT'S PIMPIN! that's game!

now...we all know Bill is a playa and far from a hater (game recognize game). and we KNOW how Bill gets down. so...Hillary is on board supporting Obama and taking private jet rides with the same man she spent a year talking shit about (and harsh too...not just regular campaign politics between fellow party members). Bill might be loaning that old cougar out in return for Obama letting Bill run a few hoes around the white house after november. i'm saying...is it really that far fetched?

all i'm saying is...Will Smith and Jada can't be the only swingers out there right? that's all i'm saying. it could happen.

wackest rappers alive cont...

i don't know how i missed this dude the first time i posted the top 5 wackest rappers alive but he definitely deserves a spot in the top 5 if not the number 1 spot in that list. better late than never. i would probly move tony yayo to number 6 and leave khia in the 5 spot with this cat being on the list at number 1 or number 2 (probably tied for number 1).

Plies

in the game since: 2006

recent quotable: "if i wahn't married to the streets it'd be you/yo lips what make you so cute/love when you poke yo mouth out when you mad too/save your number in my phone under lil boo/jus gave her a nickname it's wet wet/cause when we finish she mess up all my bedsets"

people who bought the album: are probably women who keep ending up in fucked up dumb going-nowhere relationships and have no idea why they're man isn't about anything (hint: if your selection in men is anything like your taste in music...)

aside from looking like a ghetto version of kirk franklin and sounding like he's half way retarded this has to be the worst rapper of all time in all of the categories i used rate the people on the list. on top of that he calls himself and his crew goons. goons are not just thugs they've always been known as the dumb ass thugs so it's self explanatory. this is another artist who can't possibly write the rhymes he spits because there's no way someone actually puts time and effort and comes up with anything this cliche, played out, elementary and mentally simplistic. for these reasons and absolutely no depth or originality in anything he's spit i give you Plies...the wackest rapper alive. in the words of Lil Wayne (which supposedly has started some beef with Plies) "ok you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?"

consider the list edited!

peace.

5 wackest rappers alive...

everyone is always trying to make lists of who the hottest emcees or the best rappers of all time are but it never ends up being agreeable because depending on where you're from you might not agree (although i think there are some people who are hot whether you feel them or not). then on top of that we can't seem to move on past 2pac and Biggie unless you say best rappers alive right now etc. but either way...i'm tired of the hottest emcees alive lists so i thought i'd change it up and make a top (or bottom) 5 wackest rappers alive.

the funny part is after looking at everyone that's in the game right now this list was almost harder to come up with than the top 5 because there are so many wack people out there putting out garbage ass music over hot beats (and some not so hot beats). the problem is most consumers now pay attention to the beat and ignore any attempt at lyrics. because of this a wack rapper can pay for a hot beat and make it big with a hit that a 12 year old could have written.

so let me say before i reveal the rappers on this list...in making this list i was judging them on several things:

1. lyrical skill: pretty self explanatory, how good of an emcee are they lyrically (strong lyricists include Lupe Fiasco, Eminem, Andre 3000, Jay Z)

2. flow and ability to ride a beat: do they sound the same on every song or do they actually know how to ride an instrumental? (good examples of people who have incredible flow are Jay Z, T.I., Andre 3000, Kanye West, Ludacris)

3. overall creativity and originality: (are you saying the same shit we've heard a million times and basically just reciting old Jay Z lyrics or are you actually trying to be creative and come up with something we haven't heard?)

4. diversity & growth: finally they will be graded on whether they actually have some depth and diversity and if they've been out for a few albums...have they grown or pretty much stayed where they were when they came in the game or if they just say the same shit over and over and over and over again and are on the same shit they've been on from jump. also...let me just say before i do this...if you disagree i really don't care. you may just have bad taste and not know it. i don't blame you...some people like liver & onions for dinner and think cuba gooding jr can act so you're not alone...some people like wack things.

with that said...here's your list...the "Top 5 Wackest Rappers In the Game."

1. Shawty Lo (wackest of the wack)

in the game since: 2007 (solo) 2005 (with d4l)

recent quotable: "hey-hey-hey, hey how you doin it's L-O/seven seat three i'm the one in the middle/and i don't need a beat i can rock it acapello/no one but two, all i needed was a skittle"

people who bought the album: should be shot.

quite possibly retarded...shawty lo is hands down one of the most garbage rappers of all time dead or alive. he was the wackest person in a wack group. he was able to make a buzz by admittedly paying radio stations to play his music. from the dumb ass "retard running in place" dance to the horrible lack of skills he is easily the top contender in any "wackest of all time" list. if they put the subject "wack rapper" in the dictionary shawty lo's picture should be next to it with the words "L-O...dey know dey know."

2. dj paul (of three 6 mafia...on left)

in the game since: 1995

recent quotable: "now lawdy lawdy lawdy lawdy please lord have some mercy/this girl throwin judy i think she bout to hurt me/see she went front back then she went side to side/i'm throwin blanky jankies i think i need a ride."

people who bought the album: must like juicy j or just felt like wasting $15 bucks.

i would be surprised if anyone told me dj paul actually writes lyrics. because if he's taking time to sit down and write and still coming up with this shit he'd be better off and save time just going in and freestyling. the fact that he took a ridiculously wack hook written by his two retarded assistants and actually recorded it ("what you lookin at...i ain't a mirra") is even more evidence that dj paul is garbage. even worse...after watching their show i realized that even with the perception of being rich and winning an oscar they STILL couldn't get any honeys to their house overlooking hollywood hills. you have money and a house overlooking hollywood hills and you STILL can't get any hoes to the crib? talk about pathetic. the one subject he did try to rap about (pimpin) just went out the window at that point too.

3. jim jones

in the game since: 2004

recent quotable: "i'm in the coop relaxin/you see the roof collapsin/we on top of things and we got them things/but we only sell them birds, you tryna cop a wing?"

people who bought the album: must be from harlem or must not be able to recognize the real from the fake

first can i just say the whole "i'm a rapper and i sell drugs" shit is played OUT. like...several years ago played out. combine that with the fact that this cat changes his voice when he raps/talks to try and sound hard with more bass and that's even lamer than the drug talk. the icing on the cake is him trying to be a blood but claiming he didn't bang when confronted at the nba all-star game in los angeles. new york cats or people in other states period than CA that all of a sudden just become gang bangers (ie lil wayne & baby, young jeezy, cam'ron etc) are in a category of their own for how lame they are. like Jay said "BIG you'd be ashamed to see new york gang bang/Pac you'd feel the same thang." Even 50 cent said "new york niggas copy shit like it's all good/fuck around be crip walkin the wrong hood." so at least someone has addressed it. then he starts beef with Jay Z about how he's balling...are you serious? that's like sam bowie telling kobe bryant he can't ball. THEN after dissing Jay he turns around and quotes Jay in several songs...so sad. but aside from his lack of lyrical talent all the other above mentioned items make him one of the wackest rappers alive without question.

4. tony yayo

in the game since: 2000

recent quotable: "i lay my pimp game down when it comes to these bitches/they do what i say and obey all my wishes/wash all my clothes and my dirty dishes/i turn a sweet bitch into a switch blade mistress."

people who bought the album: i really don't know. if you bought this album there's really no hope for you. sorry.

tony yayo had to either kill someone for 50 back in the day when they were hustling, do time and take a wrap for 50 one of the times he went to jail or he must give better head than Karrine Stephans cause there is no explanation for why 50 disses young buck and treats lloyd banks like shit yet he loves this cat to death when he's the ONLY one in the crew that doesn't sell records. regarding him being garbage; he's 53 years old, spits rhymes a 12 year old could write and has no idea how to ride a beat. he tries...i'll give him that so he's not the wackest on this list but he's still in the top 5.

5. khia

in the game since: 2002

recent quotable: "i'm not the one to tolerate you fucking other hoes/so you don't wanna act right then you gots to go/cause i'm hot fo sho that's how it goes/like a game of 4 squared d man gots to go."

people who bought the album: probably thought they were supporting a mentally challenged retired-stripper who was now a single mother rapping to feed her kids.

my neck my back was a club hit in the south and even that was wack. on top of that this girl tried to call herself queen of the south when no one knows who she is anymore. then she shows up on vh1's miss rap supreme (queen of the south battling nobody ass emcees on a reality show? yeah...) and got kicked off the first episode for spitting old written lyrics trying to demand respect WHILE MISSPELLING RESPECT! (r-e-s-p-e respect me r-e-s-p-e respect me). this is what happens when some dude puts the random beat up bullet wound havin stripper from around the way in the studio thinking he can make some extra money off of her. and in the process she started to believe she could actually rap. so so sad.

that's the list. i'm sure some will disagree...feel free to leave a comment (even an anonymous one if you want) with your opinion of who should of been on the list or honorable mentions or if you actually think one of these 5 can rap go ahead and leave some proof why. leave a quotable or a song where they said anything remotely hot and i'll send you $20 bucks. lol.

peace.

creative...

ok...first let me just say that mediatakeout.com is nonsense and only good for killing a few minutes when you have ABSOLUTELY nothing else to do. (you can check earlier posts for my thoughts on the site).

however...every now and then they give you a few "wtf is that" moments with the crazy shit people send in. the pictures below are a good example. (here's the link to the original story if the pictures don't show up...that's what i get for linking to a bootleg ass website)























ok...so the girl is ugly as hell and yeah it may be a bit tacky but i like the creativity and where her head is at.

depending on her career choice this could be a calling card. the magnificent clapping butterfly lol. i will admit i just want to see her flap the wings one time. i mean...if you're going to get a tattoo like this you better know how to make it clap.

very tacky...but on a cuter girl i might have to see if i could talk her into making the wings flap for me. not to mention...my favorite position would give me a great view of the artwork and also entertain me while adding to the experience. i salute this girl...not for being tacky by having the ass all out at the club or for wearing those pants with no draws...and no not for looking like she stinks...but for her effort and creativity to add something new to the ass shaking culture that is overrun in music right now. for having a good idea in theory that might be hot on a cuter...less trick-ish girl. lol.

if she looked cuter in the face...any guy that says he wouldn't hit it at least once just to see for himself what it's like to hit a butterfly from the back is a liar. shit...8 out of 10 guys would still hit even with the way she does look. as Deion Sanders put it..."the ugly ones are usually the ones with the booty." (shout out to those who watch the Deion & Pilar show...for those who don't you have no idea what you're missing).

peace.

the difference between soul food and slave food...

a new study released recently had a headline that stated "rates of circulatory woes in blacks still a puzzle."

some other sites linked to the article with the headline saying the "medical study says blacks still more likely to have problems with blood circulation and heart issues" and problems with their arteries etc etc.

now...i don't know what you believe or what you've heard but it's probably the same shit i've grown up hearing from older black people (and a few younger ones). but let me just clear the air with some truth...

NO...black people are not more susceptible to heart disease or clogged arteries or circulatory issues. there is nothing in black people that makes us more likely to get these issues. the ONLY reason blacks are more likely to actually HAVE these problems is because of the shit we eat...period.

a lot of the "traditional" foods we eat are horrible for us and are things i don't think anyone was ever supposed to eat. there's a difference between soul food and slave food.


SOUL FOOD: traditional foods such as collard greens, fried chicken, black eyed peas and red beans & rice.

SLAVE FOOD: things slaves ate because they had no other choice or options such as pigs feet, chitterlings (chitlins), hog mogs (what the fuck is a hog mog?! does this shit even SOUND like something we should be eating? seriously)

see...both groups have been passed down generation to generation. and so to has heart disease, high blood pressure and clogged arteries. not because black people have weaknesses to these diseases but because we eat so much of the shit that CAUSES these things. it's like smoking...lets say that only chinese people smoked more than any other culture. would there be reports that say "chinese people still more likely to have cancer and lung disease...reasons behind the trend are still a puzzle."

no there wouldn't because people could connect the dots...cigarettes = lung cancer. but for some reason we've run around clueless and retarded like it's not that obvious with us. cooking everything you eat with fat back and salt pork and lard = high blood pressure and clogged arteries and diabetes. shit if anything the latter is an easier correlation to prove than the connection between smoking and lung disease.

so...please...as a people...can we stop with all this nonsense about black people being genetically prone to have these issues and start taking care of ourselves. eat better. be smarter. just because something was done in the past doesn't mean it's a good tradition. they hung us in the streets in the past. people thought the earth was flat in the past. women voting and black people reading were both unheard of in the past. just because someone used to believe or do something doesn't mean it was a good idea. a lot of the things some of us eat today our ancestors only ate because they had no choice. i honestly don't think anyone is supposed to eat some of the stuff we eat.

learn the difference between soul food and slave food and take care of yourself and stop believing and spreading this nonsense about "black people's health issues a mystery and a puzzle" because it's not.

wtf?! vol V

couple of quick wtf items i came across online. not sure who (or why) would buy these things but some are nasty and some are just wierd...some are just interesting but all of them give you that wtf feeling at first glance.

bacon floss

yup. it's bacon. and it's floss. at first i thought it was just bacon-flavored...but the product site says that it's not suitable for vegetarians so i'm assuming there's some sort of actual pork in there somewhere. not sure if it's bacon string or just the "essence" of bacon for flavor but either way the whole clean feeling you get from flossing probably doesn't work when you're basically rubbing your gums and teeth with bacon grease. kind of defeats the purpose of flossing doesn't it? maybe no one is supposed to actually use this stuff? who knows. the way i look at it is it's your money. knock yourself out.

line furniture system

this actually looks kind of cool depending on how you freak it and what else you have in your house to compliment it. this is pretty much as minimal as furniture gets. the design is a single continuous metal wire that forms a working lamp, coat hook, shelving, wine rack and a cd rack. that's a lot of stuff in one let alone with one single metal wire. you can get it at Aykut Erol's official site.


underwater treadmill

need to run underwater? or need some hydro therapy but you don't have a pool or gym to go to then this might work. although...if you can afford this i don't know how you don't have a pool. it has jets for extra resistance and inclined settings so you can be running underwater AND uphill maybe 24 hour fitness will start carrying them. THAT would be worth watching not just to see honeys in work out clothes running (don't act like it's just me) but to see how many people bust their ass trying to get out of it after running in water for an hour.

that nu-nu...vol I

admittedly...i'm not that into fashion (to the point where i watch fashion tv or any of the reality shows about top designers etc) but i do like to get fresh and keep it fly on a regular basis (plus i have a subscription to GQ, Vibe, Complex and King magazine so i'm certified upscale fly while keeping it respectably hood...both a hustler mentality and a scholarly gentleman married with perfection). lol. plus i like seeing my people look good so on occassion i'll be posting some hot items that i will be referring to as that nu-nu.

there won't be any crazy shit like ice cream shoes or shirts (ugliest most overpriced tacky shit i've ever seen in my life) or denim suits or matching short sets (why does every rap-owned clothing label come out with a denim suit or a short set? this is what people buy when they have no style and need shit pre-matched for them) and of course no all-over-print hoodies...this is fly shit for grown ass people...those other things are tacky and played if you're over 12 years old. also...if you are a grown ass man and wearing anything with glitter on it or that looks like someone made it with a ghetto bedazzler you need your ass whooped. period. moving on...

so "nu-nu" for those unaware is a hood term for whatever the newest hottest items/things are on the market. so with that said...this is a little bit of that nu-nu for the summer.

1. time pieces

Philippe Starck watches for Fossil. they're actually based on a design Starck debuted in 2004's holiday season but he's made a new line with 3 watches for the guys and a single watch for women in different color variations.


2. some smell good

smells are a big part of attraction for me (and i know people are in to different things but i've never heard anyone say they like musty honeys so i'm sure i'm not the only one). so here are a few ideas of something fresh to spray on after you wash your ass.

Guerlain Acqua Allegoria Herba Fresca perfume

for the honeys that want a fresh...clean scent. it's actually infused with lemons and herbs. an invigorating mix of lily and cyclamen (whatever that is). good choice for a first date or going out.



Prada Metallic Limited Edition perfume

if you want more of a classic scent this metal box with the fabric label will work. a sandalwood oil base and patchouli leaves (NO IDEA what that is but it sounds sexy...say it with me...patchouli) makes for a sophisticated fragrance reminiscent of other Prada scents.


Jo Malone Lotus Blossom & Water Lily cologne

this cologne is actually based on Jo Malone's interpretation of Kohdo, an ancient Japanese incense ceremony that energizes the wearer and also invigorates the sexual urges of the woman with a use of natural scents to stimulate the hormones. mix of mandarin, lotus blossom, bamboo and aloeswood comes together for a very clean refreshing scent.

Susanne Lang Vanilla Coconut perfume

a mix of Tahitian vanilla, coconut and pineapple meet fig leaf and red torch ginger (don't know if i'm supposed to be horny or hungry?) to create a tropical spa-like scent. for the honeys that want to smell a little exotic or tropical. again...not sure if this will make a man want to talk to you or eat you but i guess both could be a good thing right?

that's it for now. i'll put some other stuff up later. i don't really think i'll be doing a lot of clothing items since styles vary and what you're into is your own choice. i'll be dealing more with accessories and fly things to accent your own style and upgrade your fresh.

sidenote: yes...i realize i put 3 perfumes and only one cologne but...seeing as how i care more about what the honeys smell like it made sense to me. any guys wanting a few tips on some good items to keep in the collection check out any Lacoste's scents, FCUK Him by French Connection UK, Very Sexy for Him by Victoria Secret and the classic Dolce.

stay away from Joop (unless you're over 56 and want to hit the Townhouse or the VFW) and Burberry (played out and even the real stuff is starting to smell bootleg).

peace.